Wizard . . . WELCOME to ECF - the friendliest community of people you will meet and one of the most helpful places on the web (Well, as far as I'm concerned) and just know IMHO, that you made a great choice to come here.
Very interesting story (another one similar to mine, 40+ years 2 1/2 - 3 PAD Smoker w/COPD and many other diagnoses) . . I have yet to really start my trip into the "World of
vaping", because I'm still looking for that one Flavor that satisfies my need for a "True" Menthol Taste - but I know I will, as "Hoosier" said - Find that WOW ! ! ! ! And so will You - hopefully soon

danger: that wet unwashed anus

- BIG YACC! ! ! Had a couple that tasted the same to me, so I know what you mean).
Now if I can be so bold

to suggest, when you get a chance there is very interesting story
thread and great "Blog' that was written by "lolady" that you should take a look at (they might even sound as familar to you as they do me), they make an absolutely great read and there is a lot of really good information too. . . you can find them here:
"loday" Story Thread:
http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...grateful-any-help-advice-recommendations.html
"lolady" Blog:
E-Cigarette Forum - they gave lolady a blog and now look! - Blogs
Matter of fact, you may want to have your SO take a glance at them too - it might entice them to come on over to the "World of Vaping" . . . ;-) Just a thought . . .
And Good Luck on your travels through all the new and exciting things ahead for you
