Breaking News!!!!

[redempti0N]

The founder and spiritual figurehead for al Qaeda, Osama bin Laden, is dead.
Several officials confirmed the report to CBS News, and say that his body is currently in U.S. hands.

CBS News correspondent David Martin reports that bin Laden was killed by forces in Afghanistan.

The long-lost terrorist mastermind had eluded an aggressive hunt by U.S. authorities for nearly ten years since the attacks on the World Trade Center in New York and the Pentagon in Washington, D.C. on Sept. 11, 2001.

Former State Department spokesman P.J. Crowley said on Twitter: "#BinLaden's death does not eliminate the threat from #alQaeda, but it is hard to see anyone playing the same organizational role he did."

 

[starsong]

Beat you to it on the Ignore thread... maybe that wasn't the best place to put it. LOL

 

[popeye79]

Yah, that ...... doesn't deserve his own thread. I like ignoring him.


But I'm sure this will bring up a lot of ignoring. So maybe he should get his own thread?

Who knows, I'll just ignore both!

 

[want to quit]

Ya I love this country. First you save us from this guy named Hitler, Then you got sadam and now finally Osama way to go. USA USA USA!!! If you watched the philly vs Mets game just another example how great this country is after all. 7th inning the news came out and the whole crowed was chanting USA USA USA. God bless America

 

[starsong]

Well don't look at it as him getting his own thread, look at it as us celebrating a long overdue victory. All those families who now can have that closure.

I just fear we haven't heard the last of it. I'll be turning on my TV first thing when I wake up tomorrow morning just to make sure nothing bad has happened.

 

[Gardner808]

This was just too funny to pass up.

Posted by Ethereal:

More breaking news...

The Al Qaeda Union to cut benefits for workers

Al Qaeda suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike next Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.

The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be cut by 25% this February from 72 to 60. A company spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings have resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.

The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (BOOM) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return, but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth".

Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda second in comand Ayman al-Zawahiri explained, "I sympathize with our workers' concerns, but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I don't like cutting benefits, but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up."

Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland, Wales, and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not hurt their membership as there are few virgins in their areas anyway.

According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to the emergence of Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Many Al Qaeda jihadists now know what a virgin looks like and have reconsidered their benefit packages.

 

[leaford]

I was reading a description of the burial which said, "He was placed in a weighted bag that, after religious remarks by a military officer, was slipped into the sea about 2 a.m. EDT Monday."

My first thought was, they never said those "religious remarks" were a prayer. Probably more like, ".......n you to hell, you murdering .......!" That's pretty religious.

 

[Gardner808]

I have no doubt that words along those lines were muttered if not spoken aloud.

 

[Darrigaaz]

Funniest thing I've read about this subject was somebody posting "It's amazing what Americans can do when the Playstation network is down".

 

[Gardner808]

We are like the Roman Mob in that respect: we do so love our entertainments.

 

[atomizer mizer]

Photo of Osama and number one wife released.

The founder and spiritual figurehead for al Qaeda, Osama bin Laden, is dead.
Several officials confirmed the report to CBS News, and say that his body is currently in U.S. hands.

CBS News correspondent David Martin reports that bin Laden was killed by forces in Afghanistan.

The long-lost terrorist mastermind had eluded an aggressive hunt by U.S. authorities for nearly ten years since the attacks on the World Trade Center in New York and the Pentagon in Washington, D.C. on Sept. 11, 2001.

Former State Department spokesman P.J. Crowley said on Twitter: "#BinLaden's death does not eliminate the threat from #alQaeda, but it is hard to see anyone playing the same organizational role he did."

 

[pmos69]

That's quite offensive to the Suidae family.
What did pigs ever do to you?

 

[atomizer mizer]

Does the Suidae family support terrorism? If not the post was not directed at them. It was directed only at Osama and any other related Islamic terrorists. As far as pigs, I love them best on a BLT samwich.

That's quite offensive to the Suidae family.
What did pigs ever do to you?

 

[DeeLeeKay]

Does the Suidae family support terrorism? If not the post was not directed at them. It was directed only at Osama and any other related Islamic terrorists. As far as pigs, I love them best on a BLT samwich.

I think he was saying, "why insult the pigs this way".

 

[atomizer mizer]

Lol yes he was.

I think he was saying, "why insult the pigs this way".

 

[pmos69]

Gosh, I even went back to see if I had misspelled it
Suidae - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Gardner808]

pmos, I have been meaning to tell you for quite some time, but I hadn't worked up the courage. But, I have to say it. I can see your nuts. Well, one of them. I can't tell if it is the right one or left one. But I can definitely see it. The fact that you can stand on it is kinda disturbing.

There. I have it off my chest now. Not that it was ever actually on my chest.

 

[pmos69]

Nut standing is just one of my hobbies.
Took a lot of practice to perfect.

 

[Gardner808]

I can imagine. Actually, I don't want to imagine it. Perhaps you watched this as a training video:

***Not for the faint of heart***

 

[pmos69]

I can imagine. Actually, I don't want to imagine it. Perhaps you watched this as a training video:

***Not for the faint of heart***

I'm at an hotel in beautiful Barcelona and their net access blocks youtube (perhaps luckily )