Breathing comes in handy

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Before I quit smoking rolling a trash cart to the curb was a medical emergency. The last few days I've been moving and the first thing I did was fill ten 33 extra strength trash bags with stuff, heavy stuff.

I carried two at a time to the curb, got two more, etc. A few minutes later I realized that I wasn't gasping for air. Breathing no harder than anyone would.

You know, if you're like me, you really like breathing. One of my favorite things for sure. I prefer to do it often.

I need to write the FDA again and tell them about this side effect I'm having. It appears to be permanent. Yes, I can breathe.

Maybe they will say,"but yeah, you know, we think, let me get my manual...page 146, we think that somehow, some way, they are bad but really we don't know ...... I wasn't supposed to say that but I use e cigs too. I hate working here."

Thanks Commissioner, congrats on the new job. What's your favorite flavor?

"24 mg Boba's, that ..... rocks."

Good deal then

"Would you tell Phil Busardo hi?" He, like, rocks my world."

Well, I'll shoot him an email. Thanks again.
 

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Breathing comes in handy


Sure beats the alternative...
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Next week will be my second vaporversary and yes, the diff is dramatic!
 

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One of my favorite things for sure. I prefer to do it often.

I noticed, last year, after mowing the lawn - a two hour job - that I was sweating and tired, but for some unknown reason, not panting the way I was used to. At that point, I discovered that I too enjoy breathing, on a regular basis, and for some reason, it seems to make me feel.... alive?
 

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Before I quit smoking rolling a trash cart to the curb was a medical emergency. The last few days I've been moving and the first thing I did was fill ten 33 extra strength trash bags with stuff, heavy stuff.

I carried two at a time to the curb, got two more, etc. A few minutes later I realized that I wasn't gasping for air. Breathing no harder than anyone would.

You know, if you're like me, you really like breathing. One of my favorite things for sure. I prefer to do it often.

I need to write the FDA again and tell them about this side effect I'm having. It appears to be permanent. Yes, I can breathe.

Now, hold on there! What is this "oxygen" you say you've been inhaling and why wasn't it submitted to the FDA for approval first?

HMMMM?
 

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Now, hold on there! What is this "oxygen" you say you've been inhaling and why wasn't it submitted to the FDA for approval first?

HMMMM?
The FDA just came out with a press release that they are going to regulate the oxygen industry and the government is going to start taxing it heavily.
 
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