CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse'

[Pandy]

Are you prepared for the impending zombie invasion?
That's the question posed by the Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention in a Monday blog posting gruesomely titled, "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse." And while it's no joke, CDC officials say it's all about emergency preparation.

"There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for," the posting reads. "Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you'll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency."

Fox News Article: Link
CDC Blog Posting: Link

I love it! From what I've read in the article, that cdc blog post in two days became there most popular blog posting on the CDC site. Thing I found funny in the blog... they fail to mention weapons, and ammunition.



Everyone knows that you always need tons upon tons of ammunition during a Zombie Apocalypse. Am I right playa?

 

[Surf Monkey]

Zombies are fiction and always will be. The thing you should be prepared for is the ROBOT apocalypse. Not only are robots real, but it's only a matter of time before they rise up against their masters.

Reality.

 

[uba egar320]

Zombies are fiction and always will be. The thing you should be prepared for is the ROBOT apocalypse. Not only are robots real, but it's only a matter of time before they rise up against their masters.

Reality.

You're still stuck on the notion that robots are cooler than zombies huh.



HOGWASH!

 

[dattmavis19]

Zombies are fiction and always will be. The thing you should be prepared for is the ROBOT apocalypse. Not only are robots real, but it's only a matter of time before they rise up against their masters.

Reality.

True. Singularity in 2045. Computer processing power exceeds all human brainpower combined. Humans become obsolete...

 

[StormFinch]

Lol well several somebodies must find zombies cool. The CDC's website crashed under the load; "Zombie Apocalypse" campaign crashes website - Yahoo! News

 

[son et lumiere]

There are no real zombies.

 

[Mac]

Zombies are fiction and always will be. The thing you should be prepared for is the ROBOT apocalypse. Not only are robots real, but it's only a matter of time before they rise up against their masters.

Reality.

Someone has been sipping the hater-aide

 

[Surf Monkey]

Someone has a grip on reality.

I'm not kidding about what I said. Ignore the advancement of processing power and robotics at your own peril.

 

[Mac]

Never fear. John Conner will save the day..

 

[AngusATAT]

Never fear. John Conner will save the day..

Not if Skynet gets him first.

 

[DaveP]

We are all autonomous robots, capable of independent thoughts and actions.

 

[PlanetScribbles]

I'm not buying a zombie apocalypse, but i'll take a 'rage' virus apocalypse as feasible.