To my dear husband-
To make things easier and so I don't cry again this year, I am telling you EXACTLY what I want for Christmas. TASTY VAPOR. I need some waffles, pecan pie, and earl grey tea. It's not that I don't appreciate the dishwasher that you got me last year. It's just that all of my other appliances are stainless and it really doesn't match and since the flood when the pipe broke, I don't really trust it anymore. Remember our first Christmas? You gave me penny loafers and a plaid coat. It is hard to believe that somebody stole that coat out of my car the day after you gave it to me. Anyway, Geoff knows just what I like and I'm sure he will be happy to help you out with the perfect present.
Merry Christmas,
Your loving wife.
To make things easier and so I don't cry again this year, I am telling you EXACTLY what I want for Christmas. TASTY VAPOR. I need some waffles, pecan pie, and earl grey tea. It's not that I don't appreciate the dishwasher that you got me last year. It's just that all of my other appliances are stainless and it really doesn't match and since the flood when the pipe broke, I don't really trust it anymore. Remember our first Christmas? You gave me penny loafers and a plaid coat. It is hard to believe that somebody stole that coat out of my car the day after you gave it to me. Anyway, Geoff knows just what I like and I'm sure he will be happy to help you out with the perfect present.
Merry Christmas,
Your loving wife.
