Commiserating with Ripple

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RippleInStillWater

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u are nither a dork or a loser!!!!!!!!!!!! you are the sweetest most generous and i must say from your pic a very hot man!!!! :D

You would have thought a woman would have thrown herself at me this millenium then!!! :facepalm: Thanks for trying and making me feel better, though.....:thumb:

And I am pretty sure i'm the only person that posts in this thread that hasn't won anything this year!!! :laugh:
 

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You would have thought a woman would have thrown herself at me this millenium then!!! :facepalm: Thanks for trying and making me feel better, though.....:thumb:

Women often seem like those people in the classifieds that claim something is extraordinary and the price is unbelievably low--and then start berating people for not having bought it. Just as the classified people "can't believe it isn't gone" and say things like "what's wrong with you people, someone buy this!" but they never even make an offer, women seem to love to say things like "you're the perfect man" and "any woman would be crazy not to be interested in you" but they are never interested themselves...

Yes, I know, there's always an excuse valid reason...

And I am pretty sure i'm the only person that posts in this thread that hasn't won anything this year!!! :laugh:

Oh. So I suppose I shouldn't have posted. Or does that mean I cannot even win the respect of a ... wait, repulsive? When did you get repulsors?

Lucky damned hippie...
 

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Women often seem like those people in the classifieds that claim something is extraordinary and the price is unbelievably low--and then start berating people for not having bought it. Just as the classified people "can't believe it isn't gone" and say things like "what's wrong with you people, someone buy this!" but they never even make an offer, women seem to love to say things like "you're the perfect man" and "any woman would be crazy not to be interested in you" but they are never interested themselves...

Yes, I know, there's always an excuse valid reason...



Oh. So I suppose I shouldn't have posted. Or does that mean I cannot even win the respect of a ... wait, repulsive? When did you get repulsors?

Lucky damned hippie...

I'm sorry, I thought you had won at super-t, pwyll, I get my p*** friends mixed up!!! :laugh:

No, I didn't get any new repulsors, I was a fortunate man and was born with some of the most powerful known to man!!! :laugh:

Quick story to agree with you......

I was in love with Michelle in college, she rejected me for getting too serious too fast, we drifted apart but hooked up again senior year as friends (sometimes with benefits!:thumb:) but we wrote each other bi-weekly (no email yet!) when I moved back here. I also went out with Nancy, an older married woman when I got back, she taught me a lot. Don't be hating, neither of these women I asked out but vice versa, though morally my feet are set in clay sometimes.....:facepalm:
Anyway......Nancy needed space to think and wanted a break and my friends encouraged me to find a normal woman so I started going out with my sister's bff. She calmed me down somewhat and I made her love me (I can be charming and funny and I actually listen) and we decideed to marry. I mentioned this in a letter to Michelle - she alled me immediately and begged me not to, she was madly in love with me and didn't want to admit it and couldn't believe she was losing me, I was the nicest guy she ever met and the only one that she could see living with her the rest of her life -- though we hadn't seen each other in 4 years and she never said that to me once!! Nancy was the same way, asking me 'what can I do to change your mind?', she said she had just needed time to get used to having a younger man around, I was s funny and intelligent without being an arrogant ...... I, of course, told them that they had their chances and I had moved on......that was the best couple days in my life when I actually felt desired!!!!:lol::lol::lol: Michelle, still single, Nancy, made up with hubby but still unhappy...........:( I don't have many other stories about women since I was a gentleman and tried never to take advantage of an impaired woman (although women took advantage of an impaired Ripple!!! ;)) so if I seem clueless about the ways of the fairer sex its because I am..........:blush:

Nice guys finish last until they're about to be taken off the market is what I've always read from that!!!:laugh:
 

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I'm sorry, I thought you had won at super-t, pwyll, I get my p*** friends mixed up!!! :laugh:

Nope, and I was really hoping for that one. But I guess that counts for all of them I bother to enter anymore...

No, I didn't get any new repulsors, I was a fortunate man and was born with some of the most powerful known to man!!! :laugh:

And all the while they insist it's not happening, huh?

Quick story to agree with you......
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...so if I seem clueless about the ways of the fairer sex its because I am..........:blush:

LOL. My first wife was married to my best friend--he was a Richard to her, neglected her, and made it so that I was the only person she could ever spend time with. The first three words of that sentence tell you how that worked out. We had a brief "fling" with a friend of ours. After she left me, a woman I knew from online moved down to get away from her husband (who was soon to be released from a 12-year prison sentence). The truck broke down on the way, it took her two and a half months to find a job--and then she got an unjust speeding ticket and broke her leg in the same week. She moved back to her family and friends. Then a woman I'd been talking to from an email list decided she wanted to meet. She made sure I understood that nothing would happen because she was happily married, she just wanted to meet me and a few of the people from the list who lived around here. That was 12 years ago and the female dog of breeding age ain't left yet :lol:

I consider myself to be a moral person and I try very hard to be ethical, but every relationship I've had has been adulterous :blink:

And I understand women compleatly--as long as they are not interacting with me directly :facepalm:

Nice guys finish last until they're about to be taken off the market is what I've always read from that!!!:laugh:

Or just afterwards...
 

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I consider myself to be a moral person and I try very hard to be ethical, but every relationship I've had has been adulterous :blink:


Okay - Both of YOU . . .

After the first Affair - Understandable, especially given that - "LUST" Has No Boundries. . . ;)

The Second Adulterous Affair . . . You Both need a View attachment 89527

AND - Any Affairs After That . . . You might as well be View attachment 89526

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Been There - Done That - Myself :blush: :facepalm:

AND - More Then Once . . . :blush: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:



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Don't worry, Uncle, I have already survived a whole weekend chaste amongst the vapers, I probably won't leave the cave for another sojourn for quite a while!!! :laugh:

And redd doesn't live close!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Oh - I wasn't worried about YOU . . . :)

I know "My Lil Bro" is as "Pure as the driven snow" and would never do such a thing . . . :lol: :lol: :lol:

AND - Actually, my previous comment was for "Pwyll" & "REDD" and a self-admission . . . ;)

However, if you are thinking "Adulterous" thoughts - All I have to say to YOU - is remember the quote from one of our illustrious leaders of the past President Jimmy Carter and YOUR NEIGHBORS . . . AND that should put some perspective on the matter . . .

AS for whether or not "REDD" lives close enough by You or not - WTF is with that - GET YOUR HEAD INTO THE GAME BRO . . .

Hey - if I was "Straight" and She was available to meet up with - I wouldn't care how close or not close she was . . . :D

All - I would like to know, if it was just a "Friends with Benifits" Visit or a WONDERFUL "LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP" Was Possible . . . :D

BTW: Have you ever seen her profile picture, because if you haven't - YOU NEED TO GO LOOK . . . :)

As Far as I am Concerned - SHE is ONE HOT MOMA ! ! ! :p :p

I could even become a "Lesbian" for HER ! ! ! :D
(Well - not that I would really ever change "My" Orientation or Gender, but you get my drift ;) )

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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I am not legally married at the moment (assuming 12 years counts as a "moment")--if you are technically single as well maybe we can change our history 2dqsxhu.gif
 

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Okay - Both of YOU . . .

After the first Affair - Understandable, especially given that - "LUST" Has No Boundries. . . ;)

The Second Adulterous Affair . . . You Both need a View attachment 89527

AND - Any Affairs After That . . . You might as well be View attachment 89526

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That was my point--none of mine were "affairs," that's my relationship history. And none of them started as sexual. And three of them I was "warned" would not be sexual. :blink:

It seems I cannot score until I have been assured by the goalie that I am outta tha game...
 

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:ohmy: :facepalm: :ohmy: :facepalm: :ohmy: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

I generally don't commiserate in here because I am used to being a loser. I will sympathize with others because they have not yet attained the zen balance of expecting the loss, but in all actuality I would probably have to buy new pants if I ever actually won a mod. But today--today I hit a new low.

I managed to upset Whiskey :blink:

I know, I know...most people have to really try to piss off Whiskey, but I am such a loser I can do it when I'm trying to do exactly the opposite :facepalm: She says she wasn't ......, but a single post of mine generated two replies and a PM from her so she was, at the very least, upset. And it's all because I cannot speak in manner that effectively conveys my meaning and intent :facepalm:

Sorry for the interruption...carry on ;)
 

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:ohmy: :facepalm: :ohmy: :facepalm: :ohmy: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

I generally don't commiserate in here because I am used to being a loser. I will sympathize with others because they have not yet attained the zen balance of expecting the loss, but in all actuality I would probably have to buy new pants if I ever actually won a mod. But today--today I hit a new low.

I managed to upset Whiskey :blink:

I know, I know...most people have to really try to piss off Whiskey, but I am such a loser I can do it when I'm trying to do exactly the opposite :facepalm: She says she wasn't ......, but a single post of mine generated two replies and a PM from her so she was, at the very least, upset. And it's all because I cannot speak in manner that effectively conveys my meaning and intent :facepalm:

Sorry for the interruption...carry on ;)

She is already in a bad mood because they yanked her moderator-hood without telling her, sort of a low blow to a cool babe on all the forums.....:(

I have upset her also by whining, she is one of the reasons I have cut way back.......:facepalm:
 

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She is already in a bad mood because they yanked her moderator-hood without telling her, sort of a low blow to a cool babe on all the forums.....:(

I have upset her also by whining, she is one of the reasons I have cut way back.......:facepalm:

WHAT ? ? ? You have got to be Joking (although I do not think you would about something like that) . . .

NOW - That just "Breath in AIR DEEPLY" . . .

Hasn't "Whiskey" been involved for a very long time ? ? ?
 
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