Commiserating with Ripple

[Uncle]

Why is this guy smiling so much.

Provari

Because - He Is Going Into the "WIN BIN" With "Lox" . . .

 

[ISBN]

...and Uncle

 

[Uncle]

...and Uncle

NOPE - "Rip" and "I" are out of there - Just "Lox" & "Woody" Now . . .

 

[mfraz25]

What did Lox win now?!

I got my juice from my PIF birthday win. It's not that bad.

 

[pchela]

Did Lox win again? It's like the man has good karma or something!

 

[thehangdude]

Lox was post #998 in the Revolver contest. Won some flavors and a kit.

 

[ISBN]

I won an exparrot...

 

[pwyll]

He's just pining...

 

[ISBN]

I'm changing my ECF member name to:

Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Ziiinnggggggg Ni​

Ni


...and then I might be able to go to the "win bin".

 

[pchela]

He's just pining...

Probably for the fjords.

 

[ISBN]

No...

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on!
This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace!
If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory!
'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!!

 

[pwyll]

Probably for the fjords.

Definitely not for the chebrolays.

 

[pwyll]

No...

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!!

I see what you're doing there, but it won't work. I am not going to ask you out.

 

[ISBN]

...maybe just a bit of a snuggle?

 

[pwyll]

Tempting, but no. I've seen how slugs "snuggle" and I don't have the time for it, even if I had the inclination. I've got to go to work in about four and a half hours...

 

[loxmythe]

Hey Woody - trade ya a talon for a provari

 

[VapingTurtle]

Hey Woody - trade ya a talon for a provari

I've already offered him 2 egos and my wife.

 

[ISBN]

ISBN: Well, I'll trade you for it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of Provaries.

Woody: I see. I see, I get the picture.

ISBN: I got a slug.

(pause)

Woody: Pray, does it vape?

ISBN: Nnnnot really.

Woody: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?

 

[pchela]

I'm gonna smack my husband around a bit.

 

[pwyll]

So why you got to come on here and tease us about it?