Commiserating with Ripple

[Krispers]

Whew, this weekend went fast, almost as quickly as summer!!! 8-o8-o8-o

last week of summer

and I'm on vacation! vapingturtle made me cry so I took off work

so ill be spending every day of the week at Ripley's believe it or not

 

[beebopnjazz]

Being cast in wax are ya?

 

[Krispers]

if only I was that lucky...

 

[VapingTurtle]

Waddid I do?!?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Being cast in wax are ya?

if only I was that lucky...

Which part is cast? Will it be done by Cynthia Plaster Caster?!!?!?
Here's how you can do it at home......http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=...flVbA4yFB8cmEi5nQ&sig2=XogSnlWNamIy_QEeoSg7Og

Waddid I do?!?

You're humble and lovable, shoeshine boy, I'm sure he just picked you out of a hat......

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Saw it was the 40th anniversary of MASH today, this show had the best theme ever, these lyrics were on my wall ay college........

Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...

[chorus]:

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.

I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it's too late, and...

[Chorus]

The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say.

[Chorus]

The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat
and to another give my seat
for that's the only painless feat.

[Chorus]

MASH
The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...

[Chorus]

A brave man once requested me
to answer questions that are key
'is it to be or not to be'
and I replied 'oh why ask me?'

'Cause suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
...and you can do the same thing if you choose.

 

[thehangdude]

I tend to see things as half full.

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of ....
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

 

[RippleInStillWater]

I tend to see things as half full.

I do too -- but I AM a Gemini so I have both sides working always!!!

 

[classwife]

wow...40th anniversary of Mash...hard to beleive !

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Happy Tuesday commiserators - -and where's redd been?!?!?!

 

[CalamityJan]

Rip, Hope this'll hold ya till Redd arrives..............

 

[Reddhott]

{{{{hugs}}}} Ripple!

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Rip, Hope this'll hold ya till Redd arrives..............

If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with!!! Thanks,, CJ!!!

{{{{hugs}}}} Ripple!

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There you are! Yes, deadheads will dance anytime, any place...........

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Hey commiserators, I am running a Talk Like A Pirate Day contest elsewhere...........its so much easier there.........

 

[Reddhott]

Happy Hump day!!!!!!
hmmm its raining here....ohh shall we dance now??

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Hey commiserators, I am running a Talk Like A Pirate Day contest elsewhere...........its so much easier there.........

Happy Hump day!!!!!!
hmmm its raining here....ohh shall we dance now??

Talk Like a Pirate with a hump?!?!?

 

[classwife]

Happy Hump day!!!!!!
hmmm its raining here....ohh shall we dance now??

Ohmagosh !
I used to work in a bank...
One day I was at the front of the lobby with the manager, asst. manager and a customer. Several people were behind me sitting in the lobby waiting to see someone.
All of a sudden I felt something tickling my ankle...I looked down and my half slip had fallen.
Yep ! Down around my ankles...a circle of pretty navy blue lace !
I just stepped out of it and bent over & picked it up and continued the conversation...what else are ya gonna do...
Well...the look on the asst. managers face slowly...oh so cautiously went to stunned.
He finally said "I didn't just see what I think I saw happen?"
I just smiled and said yep !

All of a sudden the people sitting in the lobby behind me started applauding.

I was 50 shades of purple...but for a bit there I was pulling it off pretty good huh !

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Super duper hilarious, CW, but excelent concentration to ignore it!!! My underwear has never fallen off -- but one time I was talking to a customer and a pair came out of my pants, I guess it must have gotten stuck in there in the laundry and since I was extremely groggy when I'd leave at 4:30 AM for one of my jobs I didn't notice it in the leg of my jeans. Yes, I do not wear boxers.......

 

[VapingTurtle]

I used to never wear underwear at all.

I also used to show dogs. (Yeah, I know, whatever.) One time while prepping my dog for the ring, my pants split, big time. No little tear. The whole crotch.

I had to borrow pants from a cross-dressing female friend. She/He was the only male (dresser) around in anywhere near my size.

At least it didn't happen while I was in the dog show ring.

 

[IronHorse]

You used to show dogs that you weren't wearing underwear??

I used to never wear underwear at all.

I also used to show dogs. (Yeah, I know, whatever.) One time while prepping my dog for the ring, my pants split, big time. No little tear. The whole crotch.

I had to borrow pants from a cross-dressing female friend. She/He was the only male (dresser) around in anywhere near my size.

At least it didn't happen while I was in the dog show ring.

I guess be thankful your dogs were well behaved and not in the mood to play fetch!