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Entrants change the lyrics to a song to a parody about vaping/Smokeless Image's Volt... Try to include a video of the original song in your post (to listen to and compare your lyrics to). You don't have to do the whole song, but most of the starting lyrics just to give an idea.
Here's an example: Sung to the tune of Vapor Trails by Rush (my new lyrics below)
Stratospheric traces of our transitroy flight
trails of condensation held
with inhaled sweetness in white
my lungs don't turn black
the world is turning bright
all the previous quits fade from the night
the ashes float away
Horizon to horizon
memory of smoke written on the wind
fading away, like an hourglass, grain by grain
swept away with a Volt, like voices in a hurricane
In a Volt vapor trail
awesome vapor make the transitory last
vaporize the cravings that freeze the fading past
silence all the antis
stilled by the lower cost
BT's business burns to ashes
for them everything is lost
washed away like foortprints in the rain
In a Volt vapor trail