#5 I love my mother for her twisted
sense of humor. She's so witty, sarcastic, and very blunt, at times.
I took her out to eat at her favorite restaurant for her birthday, several years ago. As we were walking in to the building, a man and woman, who were both beyond obese, were walking out, holding hands. I was thinking to myself, "How sweet!"
My mother, on the other hand, leaned over and said under her breath to me, "Good LAWD! I'd hate to be on bottom!"
