*Contest has ended* Who needs Klondike Bars when I have an eGO batt!?

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I would slap a duck

 

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I would light a candle in your honor

 

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I would bake you a cake

 

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I would buy you a drink

 

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I would sing you a song

 

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I would whistle while I worked

 

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I would wash my car

 

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I would wash my dog

 

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I would wash your dog

 

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I would make a homemade pumpkin pie

 

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I would cease the moment

 

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I would do 10 push ups

 

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I would buy a push up bra

 

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I would buy a bra for my car

 

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I would drink a slippery nipple LOL

 

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I would purchase a nipple top battery

 

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I would call my mother

 

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I would count to 10 in french

 

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I would kiss a frog

 

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I would live, love and laugh