CONTEST****Smokelessimage.com*****VOLT

[DM]

Post number 10
Ok ok Here I go again,...my last post hoping one will be picked for the win.

Just sitting here vaping 555 and typing not sure what to say,...man!,this seems like it's taking all day.

There are a lot of contest but this one's the best,...except it's like being in school trying to ace the test

I used to smoke 1 to 2 packs a day,... But now I vape the Smokeless Image way.

vape the Volt! that's what I say,.... hope everyone is having a nice Labor Day!!

I don't care what anyone says...NO vape taste good after a breakfast sandwich!

 

[beachpuff]

Taking Connie's suggestion

Young Imagine had a store,
Ee i ee i yo!
And in this store she had a purple battery,
Ee i ee i yo!
With a - purple battery here,
And a - purple battery there

Here a purple battery , there a purple battery,
Everywhere a purple battery-
Young Imagine had a store
Ee i ee i yo!

entry# 5

 

[Cisme]

Post 3 (with a nod to Burma Shave slogans):

Cigarettes
Can do
More harm,
Than city fellers
On a farm -
Vape VOLT!

 

[ConnieBGood]

Mr. Postman

Wait, oh yes wait a minute Mister Postman
Wait, wait Mister Postman

Mister Postman look and see
If there's a package in your bag for me
I been waiting such a long time
Since I ordered that Volt so fine

There must be some word today
From my Smokeless Image so far away
Please Mister Postman look and see
If there's a package, a package for me

I been standing here waiting Mister Postman
So patiently
Got an e-mail yesterday
Saying it’s on it’s way to me

Please Mr. Postman, look and see
If there’s a package, oh yeah for me,
Two days waiting is a long, long time
I want to make that purple Volt mine

For two days you passed me by
See the tear standing in my eye
You didn’t stop to make me feel good
By leaving a package like you should

You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute
You gotta check it and see,
Please, one more time for me


See what y'all made me do? If you don't want more drivel from me ya better post!!!!

 

[DM]

Bumpity bump bump bump!!

Not a post, just a bump

 

[slammer]

POST #4

I vape and I vape and I vape
I do it with wearing a cape
No I am not the Bolt
I am just vaping the Volt

 

[Bwig]

Buy yourself a volt
to stop the nicotine jolt
Buy yourself some juice
to break the addictive nuise
post #1

 

[slammer]

post #5

I would like to try the volt
I would like to taste the grape
I heard it is quite a jolt
I would vape it like an ape

 

[izabella]

Humpty Dumpty set his Volt on a wall
Humpty Dumpty's Volt had a great fall
All SI's Voltians, led by Imagine
Helped put Humpty's Volt together again.

#4

 

[Mikkie]

Post #1

Twenty sticks
Burning, singeing
Their debris smudging my soul
Chains tying to habit
strangling, impervious
A modern marvel
Waging war on the substance holding me prisoner
I stand and fight
In this new movement I will find my smokeless image

 

[sherlockholmes]

#1

I may be new
In terms of time
But the volt is great
And I made this rhyme

 

[sherlockholmes]

#2

Smokeless Image had a shop
ee-i-ee-i-o
and in this shop it had a volt
ee-i-ee-i-o
with a puff-puff here
and a puff-puff there
here a puff
there a puff
everywhere a puff-puff
Somkeless Image had a shop
ee-i-ee-i-o

My apologies to Old McDonald

 

[rave]

We seem to be apologizing to a lot of people! I'm about the extend my sincerest apologies to Simon & Garfunkel because I'm about to mutilate The Sounds of Silence.

Post #3

Smokeless Image, my new friend
I've come to stalk you once again;
Because the liquid that I'm seeking
Is still in China, and I'm freaking.
Watermelon: My Volt is calling out your name.
No one's to blame.
This is the Sound of Jonesin'.

Restless dreams I walk alone
Thinking maybe I could clone
That luscious flavor that I'm wanting.
It's a flavor that's so haunting.
Dear Imagine: Tell us that the stock is in.
End this chagrin
That is the Sound of Jonesin'.

#3

 

[kritter]

All these poems are really great
so now I'm writing number eight
with volt in hand I'm trying to think
but all my poems really STINK

Post # 8

 

[Mikkie]

#2
while we are apologizing, my apologies to Jefferson airplane.

I give you, "white vapor"

One volt is made larger
one volt is made small
And when compared to smoking
cost hardly anything at all
Go ask imagine...
she knows it all.

And if you go changing vendors
And you feel that you may fall
tell 'em a volt vaping Mikkie
has given you the call.
Call smokeless image,
if you have any sense at all

When the men at big tobacco
Get up and tell you "you should smoke"
And you're choking on their chemicals
And your lungs are moving slow
go ask imagine
I think she'll know.

When analogs and nic fits
make you feel like you're dead
And you feel like you're slipping backwards
and the options spin your head
Remember the smokeless image thread
and feed your head.

Feed your head

 

[starsong]

Mikkie, if I could Like this more than once I would. Well done.

 

[EleanorR]

#1
Don't leave your Volt
To save a minute;
You need your Volt:
Your juice is in it!
Burma Shave . . .

 

[Mikkie]

Mikkie, if I could Like this more than once I would. Well done.

Thanky thanky! Good to know I didn't totally butcher it. White rabbit is one of my favorite songs.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

I remember the hacking cough of the morn
And the way my lungs felt as if torn
I had tried an NRT called the Volt
The clarity that my lungs attained was a jolt
And staring at ecigs and juices has become my new porn!!!!

 

[Mikkie]

#3

Wisps escape
Flowing thin tendrils
Swirl aimlessy upward
Shifting my gaze
I alter my direction
My volt is too pretty
For stealth vaping.