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[Meddog]

Voltie Family....


Our Volt family
is so awesome, you’ll see
Meddog, oh Meddog …you are so cute
and then there is Uncle, he’s such a Hoot
all those Smiley’s and crazy Emoticons
and then we have the lovely and fun Starsong
Smokeless Image contests, fun as can be
Winner after winner but it Wuzzntme
Keelalagirl so kind and so sweet
Vapian’s smooth and his video is so neat
Then there is Mustangsallie’s cool avatar
No more to say then that’s such a sweet car
We’ve got DM and VA Bill too,
And don’t forget cute little Sandysu
ConnieBGood and Cindycated…
as fellow Voltie’s they come highly rated
I missed several of you ….
For that I am sorry, it’s true
It’s just you name didn’t rhyme
For my poem this time.
Sit back and reLAX, don’t rant and Rave
I’ll be back with more as long as you behave

I feel famous!

 

[Meddog]

#1

What's in a name?
That which we call Volt
By any other name,
Just wouldn't be the same.

not quite Shakespeare

 

[Meddog]

Where, Oh where, has my little Volt gone,
Oh where or where can it be?
With it's blue glam style
and it's full Grape cart,
oh where, oh were can it be.

 

[chimney55]

SI VOLT, SI VOLT, where have you been?
I've been to London to visit the Queen.
SI VOLT, SI VOLT, what did you there?]
Blew clouds of vapor all 'round her chair!

 

[Iowa Gal]

#5
Smokeless Image is a company
That has the great VOLT battery
Their cartos are easy to refill
Which saves you money on your vaping bill
So come join us Volties and you will see
On ECF we’re the best place to be

 

[Iowa Gal]

#6 (tune of row row row your boat)

vape, vape , vape your Volt
Vape it every day
Easily, easily, easily, easily
Volts the best in every way

 

[Iowa Gal]

#7 (tune you are my sunshine)

You are my pv my only pv
You make me happy when others don’t
You’ll never know Volt, how much I love you
Please don’t ask me to change cause I won’t

 

[Xaria]

Vapor wisps billowing
Opening my senses
Languishing inside
The release, utopia

 

[lion6255]

Roses are Red
Violet are Blue
I love My Volt
How about You?

 

[reptilr]

Thx tinybells my .....cat is called Teddy

Entry no. #4

Its 10 in the morning and i've a long way to go
Before my bus comes to take me all the way home
I found a nice little place thats cosy and warm
A soft comfy couch so fluffy and strong
As i look out the window and think out aloud,
I ponder the info and vapour i could be sharing with the crowd
5 hours till my bus comes feels like agony,
For all i can think about is my volt batteries
I step outside in the chilly air, take a puff on my ego and get ready for all the crazy stares
A lady whizzes by so frantic and loud,
She shouts i have to get to the store before they run out.
I tried to call after her to tell her about,
This wonderful new product everyones raving about

She must have heard me screaming from afar
For she stopped so abrutly and landed on her bum so hard
She looked at my lips that were mouthing some words
But was more interested in the vapour that was being produced.
I had no card or image to pass on, but reassured her greatly she cant go wrong
Visit the forums on ecf , and look for smokeless image's name
I then let her go on with her day , And hoped that i helped her in some way



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- Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[ConnieBGood]

Young Imagine

Young Imagine had a store,
Ee i Ee i yo!
And in this store she had a Volt,
Ee i Ee i yo!
With a - here,
And a - there

Here a , there a ,
Everywhere a -
Young Imagine had a store
Ee i Ee i yo!

I could go on and on but my idea is for everyone to add a verse and post it! Get this sucker up to 500 in a hurry.

I would LOVE to see Uncle do one in emoticons and Meddog do a doggy one and....you get the idea.

And yes, I know it's suppose to be Oh. Poetic license!

 

[AC0J]

The Volt by any other name, is still a Volt. But it will always satisfy.

 

[rave]

#2 (I know I said I was only gonna do one, but - I'm taking one for the team, 'kay?)

Following ConnieBGood's theme suggestion:


When poor, poor Meddog lost her batts
Ee i ee i oh!
Her first suspects were the cats.
Ee i ee i oh!
With a search, search here,
and a search, search there,
The Volts just are not anywhere!
Poor, poor Meddog lost her batts
Ee i ee i oh!

Meddog called the SI store.
Ee i ee i oh!
"I can't go Voltless anymore !!"
Ee i ee i oh!
With an order, order there
They will soon be here.
"I won't lose any more this year!"
Poor, poor Meddog lost her batts
Ee i ee i oh!

Then she heard a sonic boom.
Ee i ee i oh!
It rattled things and shook the room.
Ee i ee i oh!
The sound barrier had been broken
By the shipping speed (I'm jokin')
Her package was already here!
Now happy Meddog has new batts
Ee i ee i oh!

 

[Imagine]

Been tanning
Been drinking
Been dancing
Been volt vaping

What a weekend

 

[dcot]

# 8

Me, my wife and dog live alone,
In a little log hut we call our own;
She loves 555 … I love RY4,
Don't we always want some more.

Ha, ha, ha, hee hee hee,
Little brown Volt, don't I love thee!
Ha, ha, ha, you and me,
Little brown Volt, don't I love thee!

Me, my wife, and our bobtailed dog,
crossed a creek on a hollow log,
the log, it broke, and in we fell,
my wife, my dog got wet as hell,
But I held our Volts way up high,
Even our dog said my-o-my.

Ha, ha, ha, hee hee hee,
Little brown Volt, don't I love thee!
Ha, ha, ha, you and me,
Little brown Volt, don't I love thee!

The VOLTINATOR strikes again.

 

[thehangdude]

#8

A simple rhyme, to write this time
Is all that I will do.
My Volt is dry, so to get by
I find a cartridge new.

 

[marlou]

No. 10 .....my swan song

Well, this is my last verse
and I know they're getting worse.
But what can I say?
I vape Volts every day
and don't have the time
to think up a rhyme.

 

[Cisme]

Post 2:

I can see clearly now
The smoke is gone
I have conquered all obstacles in my way
With a pretty VOLT batt and Freedom cart
It’s going to be a bright, bright, sunshiny day

 

[DM]

END OF TIME

Post number 9 with another rhyme,...seems like this thread is going to last till the end of time.

I got one more post till I'm at post 10,...Hope I get randomly picked for the Volt is what I want to win.

Ether the 65's or the 78,.... the juice the cartos there all great!

Many colors to choose from many flavors to vape,....visit there site and let your mind escape.

All charged up and ready to go,...I only need two batts to last me all day and this I know.

No need for big batt mods they cost to much dime,...the Smokeless Image Volt is what I'll vape till the end of time.

 

[Green Mtn Vpr]

#2

There once was man from Lombardo
Who’d searched for the juice in his carto
Volt RY they’d say
Would for sure make his day
And the prices they won’t stop you’re heart-o

Then I hear of their girl named Michaela
With service so good it’ll wail ya
She’s so good they say
That you’re stuffs on its way
Before you can process the sale-a

So now SI’s really begun to intrigue me
Tho is their RY truly the same as B.P.?
But I’ve searched high and low
With no more money to blow
That’s when they say if I hate it it’s free

Now it truly became a no brainer
It really couldn’t be too much plainer
Service and price?
And does risk free suffice?
I bought my first bottle’a Volt vapor

And next came the US Mail stalking
Of which you ALL know just what I’m talking
In what seemed like a day
Without any delay
My juice came as I sat there a-hawking

So what is the end of this song?
sorry it became a bit long
Their RY’s the s**t !
And SI is IT
And with them you just can’t go wrong!