CONTEST****Smokelessimage.com*****VOLT

[Mikkie]

#10

My poems have now come to end,
and while I'm sad,
I can't pretend
that I wont be making vaping poems every day in my head.
Go volt!

 

[pryan67]

#1:

There once was a man from nantucket
Who bought a new volt and then sucked it
The vapor was full, the taste wonderful
so he tossed his analogs and said f--- it

 

[Lorizgal]

A newbie to the Volt
to my surprise to my computer me Bolt
I loved the one I won
many more to buy how about a ton
want to win again much
so I can own Volt's in a Bunch

 

[Lorizgal]

#2
808's I love them they are the bomb
got them mostly from another .com
Volt's are heavier and last so long
Want to write a song

 

[Lorizgal]

#3

Today I vape the purple Volt
hoping tomorrow I will have another with a nice cold Colt.
Reaching out to the Volt peeps to say
How come it took me so long to find the way?
For your wonderful battery
so much better than my friend's cattery.
vaping the Volt, no coughing or sneezing
and now no more wheezing.
The Cattery makes me stuffy,
The Volt makes me feel stronger than the vampire slayer Buffy.

 

[uba egar320]

post#4

Chuck Norris borrowed my volt so I called to get it back
before I dialed the last number, I felt a terrible whack
Chuck stood over me and prepared to deal another blow
all I could do was scream like a girl "No No NO!!"
"Come on Chuck! Let me Live!" was all I could muster
my ears still ringing, and my mind still flustered
"This Volt is MINE!" as he held it high
I finally got to my feet, but he kicked me in the thigh
he took a drag and looked me in the eye
and said "Uba, you're an alright guy."
So he let me live, and I'm out a volt
but I got another, so I'm not a dolt
the moral of the story goes like this
loan Chuck Norris nothing, or it becomes his!



Fin

 

[Imagine]

vaping
my
volt
bump

 

[ozpkchris]

#3
i don't think this volt contest will ever end
lts taking as long as a mega pcc takes to charge a 78
as long as its been since the cubs won the world series
as long as i will enjoy vaping on my volt
some thing are not meant to come to end

 

[woody55]

#6

As the end draws near
our lymerics grow lame
but the smokeless image volt
remains the same

 

[musiceqlslife21]

This is not an entry only a bump,
waiting for the contest to end, hurts my rump.
I thought it was almost at the end,
but I realize now, there's another bend,
When its finally over, it will be a godsend.

 

[chimney55]

#9

Four
word
VOLT
poem.

 

[reptilr]

#5
Its been two whole weeks with my volt glued to my hand
Its safe to say its surpassed my expectations cause it never leaves my handbag
I fill up my carto's each night before bed
And colour code my carto's blue green and red
I've put away all my other pv's
Not by choice , only because its just so easy
Smokeless image carto's taste really great
But i've run out and their still on their way
I have other juices to go through and test
But its not the same and i think their cappuchino is the best
I wish my mailman would hurry up
But its my fault really for not believing
That the volt pv is truly amazing
If your in doubt or not really sure
I'd say jump right in you couldnt ask for more
This volt has really changed my mind
Visit the forum daily
And join in on the threads, the gang here are helpfull
And imagine is the best


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[reptilr]

#6

Would you buy me if i no one talked about me
Would you try me if everyone said i failed
Would you hold me if i was labled as heavy
Would you promote me if i wasnt the best

I came here looking for an experience
I came here to try a new carto
I came here and found the prices to be better than the rest

You caught my attention
You caught my curiosity
You caught my interest
And lastly you caught my breath

I didnt expect the performance
I didn'nt expect the taste
I didn'nt expect the satisfaction
It sure outweighs the rest

I've changed my tune and now i can sing
Yes yes yes
Smokeless imagine is my personal best
You can leave out all the rest
Hip hip hooray
im sending three volt cheers your way


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[ConnieBGood]

Connie Be Good


“Now Connie be good” my Momma would say
As out the door I would go to play
Sometimes I could be a bit of a brat
Everyone would say that was a fact

“Now Connie be good” my Momma would say
As I went to meet my guy I said “Okay”
I knew as I went out on my date
She would be sure to set up and wait

“Oh Connie be good” my Momma did say
When smoking did become my way
She smoked for years, then had quit
Seeing me smoking hurt her a bit

“Oh Connie that’s good” my Momma would say,
“Smokeless Image keeping cigs at bay”
I just wish Momma could be here to see
The fantastic, wonderful Volt and me

“Now Connie be good…..”

 

[woody55]

#7

Smoke
Less
Image
Volt

 

[slammer]

Post #8

It's Barney time
I love the Volt
the Volt loves me
we're a vaping family

 

[Green Mtn Vpr]

#3

A Volt I say
Is just the way
To get your fix of nic

An E-go you know
With voltage too low
Just doesn’t do the trick

Attys and tanks
They don’t even rank
With leakage and burnt taste so sick

A crazy fabbed mod?
All glued up and odd
Do I need 15 volts from a stick?

No, a Volt is just right
Sleek and simple with might
And flavor and vapor so thick!

 

[dmdonald2]

My search is over
I finally found it
The smokeless image volt
Now thats what I am talking about!

 

[nervewreckincali]

...III little birds, was by my doorstep singing sweet songs of melodies pure and good saying this is my message to you ooh ooh.

Don't worry about a thing,
with the Volt in hand everything's alright.
Smokeless Image has got the thing,
and know every little thing is gonna be alright...

 

[Green Mtn Vpr]

#4

Come on folks, lets get a move on
The posts we can surely improve on
500 is still far away

Imagine even gave us a cheat
4 words? That’s barely a Tweet!
So put down the PV and turn off the TV
And lets rise to this lyrical feat

I’m sure for a Volt you can find
a few lines of vocab that rhyme
now stretch out that brain
and post a refrain
about S.I. who’s being so kind!