CONTEST****Smokelessimage.com*****VOLT

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Wuzznt Me

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Well, it's cold up here, and I declare I wish they'd turn the heat on.
And where in the world is that brown eyed girl I promised I would meet on
the third floor.
And of the whole damn lot, the only friend I've got is a Volt and a cheap guitar.
My mind keeps roamin',
my heart keeps longin' to be home in a Luckenbach bar.

And I wanna go home with the armadillos
vapin my Volt from Amarillo to Abilene

Got the friendliest vapers
and prettiest women I've ever seen.



Disclaimer. This post is by no means intended to demean or offend New York, its Mayor or citizens in any way.
 

nervewreckincali

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IV the life of me I cannot remember
what made us think the cigs were wise and we'd never compromise
for the life of me I cannot believe we'd ever die cause of cigs
we were merely smelly men

My best friend took a week's vacation to a vapefest
he took the Volt along for the trip and was good
and now he's guilt stricken sobbin with his head on the floor
thinking about how vaping could have always been the thing he says...
 
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Uncle

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Okay “Smoking” – I won’t let you “get my goat” . . .
Because, I got my “Volt”. . .
So here I go . . .
A “carto” filled with “Menthol Burst” and maybe some “555” or a little “Dessert Joe” . . .
To give me just the right "Jolt" . . .
While I am “vaping” on my “Volt”. . .

And while “vaping” the day away . . .
I dream of how far I will be going away . . .
From an old habit of “smoking” too many packs of cigarettes in a day . . .
I can’t wait till all that I “smoke” can just go away . . .
And I can have my life back and be so much healthier all the day . . .

SO HERE WE GO . . .
Come join the FUN . . .
A new “Hobby” for you has just begun . . .
AND with a “Volt” in your hand . . .
You’ll finally realize there is more to life – than just being an "OLD MAN" . . .

And now that You have become – a “Voltian”
You’ll have all new buddies & friends – like “Imagine,” “SteelJan,” & “Vapian” . . .
There is “DM,” “Keelalalgirl,” "Laurae09," “Lax,” "Meddog," “MustangeSallie,” “Rave,” & “SandySu”. . .
And a bunch of “CAT Ladies” and “KITTIES” that will come along too . . .
Then there is “atungbaby,” “ConnieBGood,” “Malyden,” and even “Starsong” who is so true . . .
Just too many, especially with all the “newbies” just joining in, so I only could name a few . . .

On the Smokeless Image Thread, there is so much to learn, but don’t you sigh . . .
With all the other “Voltians” at your side . . .
They got your back and they will educate you too . . .
They share, more then you even thought you wanted to know or knew . . .
You have nothing to fear . . .
Especially, with all of them here . . .

If need be, they will even take you by the hand . . .
They’ll even let you add a bunch of “Fluff” if you can . . .
‘Cause it was the same way for them too . . .
So being “Humorous” as you can - is so much more than a “like” if you only really knew . . .
So come one – come all, even if it is just only for a “night” . . .
You might be amazed that all is going to be alright . . .

The Time Has Come - SO Join In . . .
Have Some Fun . . .
No one is gonna’ put you down or shot you with a Gun . . .
To get a "Jolt" – just grab your “Volt” . . .
And get maybe some “Grape” . . .
‘Cause when You “VAPE” . . .
You’ll actually find that YOU CAN FINALLY “ESCAPE” . . .



P.S. Please be patient . . . Took to long to write and edit - SO for now just words . . .
"Emoticons" & Smilies" to come later with an edit . . .
 
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