CONTEST****Smokelessimage.com*****VOLT

[reptilr]

#10
i knew this time would come some day
When i'd have to jot my poems away
But i have had fun and
Lots of laughs along the way
So many voltians have come out of the woods
And gathered around our campfire for good
Such natural talent and those giving it a go
Dont get me wrong im no pro.
Just proud to be a part of this awesome group
Who come to share their poems n songs
For all things called volt And play along.
see how we've become so strong
Thankyou imagine and SI
Please come and stay some time


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[Wuzznt Me]

Post number ten will be the end
the contest rules I cannot bend.

I've thought long and hard and tried to have fun
even butchered a song by Mr Nunn

Six were origninal, all my own
But four were by others
I took out on loan

Post number one describes my day
For two a poor man Inspired my way

Number three was a quicky, a bump more or less
In number four, I tried my best

If in my mirror a Texas Ranger I see
I'll know that Gary sent them after me

Burma Shave signs have gone away
but their lasting impact remains today

In the memories of those long boring trips
They helped sleepy drivers from making fatal slips

But now I wait to see who wins
And wonder when
The next contest begins

Smokeless Image as nice as can be
Gave us all this chance at creativity

This thread I'll read till the very end
To see who gets a new Volt
Without having to spend.

I hope it's someone who needs or deserves
The best vape around with no learning curves

 

[efirdj]

Heard some good things Volt related
Smoking makes my wife irritated
So I ordered the starter kit
Now I cant wait to get my hands on it

I know I need to quit smoking
Health problems, nagging wife, no joking
Thought Id give vaping a try
Volt seemed to be the best buy
Great style, and customer satisfaction
Cant wait to enjoy the vapor action.

 

[julbil98]

#2
Volt, Volt wherefore art thou Volt?
Deny thy Analog and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Smoker.

Thanks Shakespear!!!

 

[Torvus74]

Now I sit all broken hearted
bought a vaporking when I started,
after too many supplies
it was a delightful surprise,
a volt I could win as a prize.

 

[JaspersJoy]

Smoking in the car when it's raining,
And getting all wet.
Getting ashes all over the place,
From the blowing of the vents.
Smoking in the car when it's hot,
And letting all the cold air out.
Constantly emptying the ashtray,
Whether it is full or not.
These things I do not miss with their passage,
Since I found the Smokeless Image.

 

[36tinybells]

Load a Volt in the morning
Load a Volt in the night
Having a smokeless image
Just feels so right.

Number 6 - omg, so out of steam!

 

[36tinybells]

Number 7

There was an old man who did smoke
Over time he started to choke
"I cannot breath" he said
His face turning red
So I handed him a Volt to toke!

 

[36tinybells]

There was a young lady who did smell
"Like an ashtray!" all her friends would yell
Then she started to vape
Smokelessimage in grape
In a purple Volt she thinks is just swell!

Number 8

 

[36tinybells]

Okay, for #9, sing along (a song is just a poem set to music!) :



Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, you don't have to be in town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, S.I. can help you I know.
You can get help there, and I'm sure you will find
Many vapes to have a good time.

It's fun to vape with a V*O*L*T
It's fun to vape with a V*O*L*T
You can get yourself healthy and save
You can have all the vaper that you crave!

 

[nervewreckincali]

IX

If you ain't got a light or match I feel bad for you son,
I've got 99 problems but a cig ain't one.

I got the vape patrol on the Volt patrol
for those who wanna make sure that my casket's closed...

 

[Cisme]

Post 9 (nod):

Substitutes
Can let you down
Quicker
Than a
Strapless gown
Do yourself a favor
Pick up VOLT in any flavor.

 

[36tinybells]

Number 10 (hooray!)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you want to switch
Here's what you do:

Smokelessimage.com
Has all you need
a neat little Volt
And juice for it's feed!

 

[Arkennon]

This is my second submission, my first was my true personal experience described in poem, now this one is just me trying to have a little fun.

I guess Smokeless Image wants a limerick
About their vapor which is so thick
It is so yummy
Doesnt make me feel crummy
Unlike a disgusting analog stick

 

[36tinybells]

just a little

BUMP!!!!

 

[Imagine]

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Poems of the past
Imagine will forget mine
So I will bump now!!!

I hope I can bump w/o enteriing/getting in trouble!

 

[rave]

The summer had been so hot and dry
That the farmer's fields were starting to fry.
T'was a piteous sight to see all around
For the crops stood blackened in the ground.

A .... had started a fire, you see;
But that arson can never be blamed on me.
I've a Volt that cannot cause a blaze -
Just voluminous melon-scented haze.

As I looked, there came a man from his farm
And he had a countenance white with alarm.
"My friend, my corn has all burned down
By a cigarette ....! Did you see that clown!?!?"

"I did - He asked me for a light
When he saw my Volt a'burnin' bright.
But I had no flame to lend, so he
Borrowed a Bic from Anne Marie."

"I tried to steer them toward a change
to a Volt PV, but they thought that strange.
Alas, his mindset would not yield.
Then he flicked his .... into the field."

"Did you try to find it?" "I did", said I.
"But the ash was hot and the wind was nigh.
If they'd tried my Volt this fateful morn
We'd not be standing waist-deep in popped corn."

Entry #4
My sincere apologies to Robert Southey

 

[Arkennon]

This is submission number three
Unlike the first not personal for me
But more like the second one
This is meant to be more fun

I lay in bed fast asleep
Past the point of counting sheep
In the late of night I heard a crash
I was down my stairs in a dash

From my chimney came a cloud of smoke
And standing there an odd dressed bloke
In all Yellow and Black with a line like a jolt
In each of his hands were presents marked Volt

He gave me the presents and seemed in a hurry
Up my chimney he went gone in a flurry
As he was leaving I could hear him say
At Smokeless Image every day is a holiday

 

[rbuck9]

just a little bump