CONTEST****Smokelessimage.com*****VOLT

[tryagain]

I am a noobie, this is true
Bought a Riva, now I'm blue
Please pick me, I'm such a dolt
Cause I really should've got a Volt!

 

[kelleymcm]

#1 please be warned
<<not a RHYMER ...

I've got an Auntie in Hawaii
that is getting Old & Frail...
she needs to give up the "stinky"
& with a VOLT she should not fail !

 

[lynleestar]

#2

throw out all your ashtrays
wipe up all the ashes
the Smokeless Image Volt
is the future for the masses


{I'm no poet, just trying to add a few to move this thing along!!}

 

[lynleestar]

#3

vanilla, mint, cherry and grape
have you tried the choc-o-late?
the Smokeless Image Volt
'It's not your mama's cigarette'

 

[SBelle82]

#2
Getting close now, the end is near
Volt will be there, never fear
If we all just try and try
The contest will end before we die

 

[SBelle82]

#3
I am walking then running
There is darkness and I do not see
But I do not fall for I know the way
And a green led beckons me

 

[saraf3m]

I am a noobie, this is true
Bought a Riva, now I'm blue
Please pick me, I'm such a dolt
Cause I really should've got a Volt!

Wish I could like this 1 x3 lol

OOOpps, better add an entry here too...

Entry #2 (sorry!)

Smokeless Image is no mirage
For the desperate tobacco user trying to quit.
Sleek and easy matching any visage
The Volt is easy to show and admit.

 

[saraf3m]

Entry #1

There are mods that look like Bolts,
Various tools, boxes and pens,
What I really need is a Volt!
To give a friend so her vape can begin

 

[saraf3m]

Entry #3
Dripping, dripping the gurgle begins
adjusting constantly to achieve perfect vape win.
I inhale one out of ten
What is equal to a perfect carto when
I realize I need a Volt.

Smokeless Image, my answer here lies
With other companies I've my hellos and goodbyes
They respond and promote and for their customers care
And surprise all their fans with presents to share.
Because of this I need a Volt.

I've been selfish and cruel and meager
Not telling anyone of my endeavor
To achieve the nirvana of ultimate vape
Convenient and low maintenance I found and gape
At the discovery I need a Volt.

Entries, edits and withdrawals
Will redeem to others my morals
This Volt would not be for me
I'd give it to a smoker to help her quit, free!
Please, I hope to win this Volt!

 

[36tinybells]

#3

vanilla, mint, cherry and grape
have you tried the choc-o-late?
the Smokeless Image Volt
'It's not your mama's cigarette'

The "choc-o-late / grape rhyme made me LOL! Thank you! This is a fun contest to read!

 

[lynleestar]

doh~! choc-o-late was supposed to rhyme with cig-a-rette!!!

The "choc-o-late / grape rhyme made me LOL! Thank you! This is a fun contest to read!

 

[Arkennon]

Getting so close, only 28 to go
If you are lucky, you'll get a Volt with no doe
This has been fun, better than a sitcom
Thanks to Imagine, and SmokelessImage.com

Number six

 

[Arkennon]

A free Volt to me, would help me stay free
From analog sticks, which are yucky
Or maybe some bats, so I always have power
I can continue to vape, no matter the hour

Or maybe some juice, so I can refill
Cartos myself, just make sure not to spill
All of these options, work great for me
Any of these, would help me stay healthy

Number 7

 

[Arkennon]

This is submission number eight, I decided to name this one.

The idiot vaper

I woke up this morning, and looked all around
But my Volt E-Cig, was nowhere to be found
I looked on my dresser, and under my bed
How could I lose it, kept going through my head

Now I was starting, to panic a bit
I am going to be honest, I was having a fit
Who took my Volt, I was starting to wonder
Whoever it was, sure made a blunder

They are going to regret it, whoever the bloke
This is not funny, not nearly a joke
I ran down my stairs, ready to go off the handle
Whatever it took, to solve this scandal

Where is my Volt, I said loud and stern
Whoever took it, has a lesson to learn
My wife was giggling, and she said to me
You did not charge it, So I did for you silly

DOH!

 

[Arkennon]

Number 9

We are so close, to ending this thing
Hence my four poems, all in a string
Imagine wont let me, submit 25 more
So after this, we'll still need 24

Submit your poems, my vaping friends
So this contest can finally, come to an end
So this poem is legal, and I don't feel like a dolt
Remember my friends, it's all for a Volt

My final submission is a work in progress, and like my first submission will be more personal and true life story more than the ones in between. Just hope I get it done in time in the morning to submit it before we hit 500

 

[tryagain]

Carts, attys, mods and such
Who knew vaping could be so much
All I need is a little jolt
So why didn't I just get a Volt

#2

 

[kittypie]

#2

To wax poetic on The Volt?
It struck me like a lightning bolt...
I don't yet have one in my stash
To save me from this burning ash

 

[kittypie]

#3

So many juices, so few batts
I must stop giving them away
I'd love to have The Volt myself
Or to make someone else's day!

 

[lynleestar]

#4

we're down to 23
after this one 22
I hope I win this Volt contest...
if not me it could be you~!

 

[Splinter]

Ok, I'm gonna give this a try


When I was young I thought smoking was cool
25 years later I said "I'm no fool"
So off to the mall to look at an e-cig
After my first toot I nearly flipped my wig
I said out loud "The flavor is divine"
I then told the man "This will suit me just fine"
Now I'm thinking of starting a Cult
Where all we do is vape on a Volt