CONTEST****Smokelessimage.com*****VOLT

[Uncle]

There is only 20 more post to Go . . .
So let’s not let the thread just Stop or End the Flow . . .
I know you will use your head a little more, especially if you knew . . .
That “YOU” too can win something from Smokeless Image that is New . . .
That is if you pick up your "Volt" to just let “GO” and so the Rhyming can just Flow . . .


EDIT: Well , I need to correct this, because now with this post there are only 19 post to go, but I'm stayin' with "20" - sounds better to "Me" . . .

 

[kittypie]

Imagine all the vaping people (no, I'm not going THERE )
Imagine all The Volts
Imagine all the juicy liquids
In cars, at work, in boats!

^^^ shameless kissing up to Imagine

 

[efirdj]

#5

Here I sit tasting Grape
This is a wonderful vape!
Adding another post, give it a boost
I wonder if I can win a bit of juice?
Volt gives me a great feeling
No nicotine withdrawls to send me reeling.
How can you say no to it?
No cravings, great flavors, theres no end to it!
So, I write one more,
Even if its not as good as the one before.
Trying to win a great product from Smokeless Image
I just cant think of a word to rhyme with "Image"!

 

[rave]

Smokeless Image flavors rule.
Their RY4 can make ya drool.
The Melon's tops, their Chocolate pops,
And I've got to give Vanilla props.
The Grape is Classic, their Mint - divine,
I'm oh so glad this Volt is mine!


* Okay - I wasn't really trying, but at least it pushes it one more closer to the end*

 

[rave]

Old King Cole was a merry old soul
And a merry old soul was he;
He called for his Volt, and he call for his juice
And he called for his flavors three.
Every flavor had a carto,
And very fine cartos had he;
Oh there's none so rare, as can compare
With Smokeless Image's system. Tee Hee!

*now I'm just gettin' silly*

 

[ltdpdx]

#6

Chlling on the porch,
Purple flameless torch,
Press a shiny button
BOOM!
Vaporlicious!
ZERO ash
Much less CASH
Taste like chocolate lighting BOLTS!
Try the Smokeless Image VOLTS!

 

[ltdpdx]

#7

V...O...L...T....
You don't need to bloody light me
Pack it up
P...C...C...
Back it up
Recharge me!

(Cheerleading Cheer)

 

[rave]

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Vaping her brand new Volt;
Along came a spider
That sat down beside her,
... so she smashed it and shrieked "That's MY Classic Grape, FOOL!"

* somebody please stop me - I'm outta control! *

 

[ltdpdx]

#8

Smoking
Monoxide
Obviously
Kills
Everyone!
Lame!
Everyone
Should
Stop!

Imagine
Mothers
Already
Gone!
Enough!

 

[rave]

Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner,
Vaping a Volt carto dry.
He screwed on a new flavor -
Watermelon to savor,
And said, "I'm trying to end this contest, aren't I?"

 

[ltdpdx]

soooooooooooo close =P

 

[ltdpdx]

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Vaping her brand new Volt;
Along came a spider
That sat down beside her,
... so she smashed it and shrieked "That's MY Classic Grape, FOOL!"

* somebody please stop me - I'm outta control! *

I feel the same way ROFLMAO.
Gave me a good laugh.

 

[Jonner]

There once was a smokeless image e-cig,
That a lot of us really did dig,
Its name was the Volt,
It would give you a jolt,
Now I'm vaping, not smoking, you dig?

 

[dmdonald2]

Volt Volt
Its a beautiful thing
Now I can honestly say
No more tobacco for me

 

[ltdpdx]

#9

The V is for Voltage
and the O is for the Ohms
L is for Lux-urious
T is for like Totally!

 

[Arkennon]

This is my tenth and final submission. My wife is
having a really hard time with quitting smoking, on
top of trying to quit smoking she is also sick at the
worst possible time which is making it even harder
on her. But she really wants to quit and is trying her
best and we believe she will do it. This poem is for her.
I plan to have her read it here on ECF.

A families love and support

Hello my love, this poem's for you
I know this is hard, it is for me too
After 27 years, of smoking lights
Letting them go, will be a hard fight

You can do it my love, you are so strong
Please listen to us, and you'll never go wrong
Dominique and Shaylyn, Arianna and me
We all just want, for you to be healthy

Whatever you need, tell us what to do
No matter the request, we will fill it for you
We are a family, in this together
We want to help you, quit cigarettes forever

You have always been, the strongest one
Now its our turn, lean on us hun
We love you so much, more than words can say
Use all that love, to help you each day

We believe in you, and will to the end
Our faith in you, will never bend
We can do it together, of this I am sure
With Smokeless Image, we will endure

For 13 years, we hoped and prayed
For a way to stop, being cigarettes prey
Now is our chance, for our dreams to be
No longer just hopes, but reality

P.S. My daughters do not mind having their names on here, I made sure before I posted

 

[Jonner]

I once was in quite a jam,
My efforts to quit weren't worth a dam,
Along comes the Volt,
I quit quick, like a jolt,
Yeah, just like that, BAM!

 

[uba egar320]

#5 I think lol


It's getting close, it's almost done
lasted a while and it was fun
it was kinda hard to use the word volt
and pull it off so as to not sound like a dolt
random are my thoughts in case you didn't see
from burritos and ninja attacks all the way to squirrel pee
This is my last entry, and I wish everyone luck
whoever wins will get a cool kit and save a buck.

Get down with yo bad selves!!

 

[rave]

Hickory Dickory Dock
My Volt fires 'round the clock
The clock strikes one
and I'm vaping on.
Hickory Dickory Dock.

 

[Jonner]

I really like the e-cig,
It makes me want to do a jig,
I'd like to try the Volt, I need another tool,
This is my last post here, I'm a fool