Twas the night before my Smokeless Image delivery when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring except me online clicking the mouse. My Volt batteries are cleaned and plugged in with care, in hopes that my order will be in the mailbox out there.
My wife is nestled all snug in our bed,.. While visions of plumes of Volt juice vaper in her head.
Tired and dizzy scratching my head through my cap,.. I was so excited about tomorrows delivery that I just could not nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from computer desk to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters after I hid my Volt stash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,..shined on my neighbors screaming cat that's got to go. "That little $#@t!"
I realized it was still dark and I had to sleep,.. so a sat in my chair by the window so I could peep.
I awoke in the morning hearing my wife say "did you have a nice nap?" ..I said.. "honey, it's been a long night, please don't gimme no crap".
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, the mailman finally delivering my Smokeless Image gear.
I ran so quickly I fell and lost my ecig in the snow,...I said "Oh well", it was a eGo.
At his mailbox my neighbor with the annoying cat, he said "I just got my Mall e cig".....I laughed and said :good luck with that!"
A little later in the day actually a lot latter then that,...I took a SI business card to the neighbor and said "call that"
Then I said "the Volt is the best e cig that I have found,... now control your cat or I'm calling the pound!
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