CONTEST****Smokelessimage.com*****VOLT

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

#6 - Thanks WS for another inspiration.

But, Hark! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the East and VOLT is the sun.
Arise fair sun, and kill the envious mod,
Who is already weak of battery with grief,
That thou her maid produce more vapor than she:
Be not her maid, since she is envious;

Her vapor is but tasteless and weak
And none but fools do puff it; cast it off.
It is my Volt, O, it is my love!
O, that I had more RY4!

She puffs yet no vapor: what of that?
Her LED flashes; I will charge it.
I am too bold, 'tis not to me it flashes:
Two batteries in all the heaven,
Having some business, do entreat her pcc
To charge in their slot till they return.

What if her VOLT were there, they in her lips?
The brightness of her Volt would shame those mod's,
As daylight doth a lamp; her vapor in heaven
Would through the airy region stream so thick
That birds would sing and think it were clouds.

See, how she leans her lips upon her VOLT!
O, that I were the lips upon that volt,
That I might taste that vape!

 

[thehangdude]

I am too bold, 'tis not to me it flashes

rotflmao, nice!


third attempt:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who built a mod from a bucket
A Volt Starter Kit
Gave a much better hit
So the modder just said WTF it.

 

[nervewreckincali]

They say Ninjas can control lightning.
They also say that Pirates have a reputation.
If I win a Volt from Smokeless Image;
Would it have electric implications? --"II" by nerve

Does daydreaming about Pirates versus Ninjas make me a nerd?

 

[musiceqlslife21]

#6

If you're sipping on a Colt
and tempted by a smoke
instead have a Volt
to prevent a future choke
So lose the cig
or its your grave you will dig.

 

[Adrena]

Need to get to the Bar without all the ash and tar.
An evening to never forget.
Burning holes in my cash, gone in a flash.
I think it's time for me to quit.

Smokeless Image can do this for me, I'm as happy as I can be.
To vape like a star, I know I can go far. Time for a change for me.

 

[malyden]

friendly bump so I can read more! You guys are all so creative ~ wish i was

 

[Iowa Gal]

#4
There was a day I didn’t think that cigarette smoke would make me stink
But one thing I can surely say is I smell better every day
I now can taste the food I eat
My new friend Volt just can’t be beat

 

[tattoogirl]

The future is in your hands
but cannot be bought at mall stands
The volt's like a bolt
that doesnt make you choke
so pick up yours today
before it gets away

post #1- good thing for random selection lol

 

[tattoogirl]

my volt is so dope
I really have to gloat.
smokeless image is no glitch
its simply the .....

ooo better huh? lol
post #2

 

[tattoogirl]

Volt and Camel went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Camel fell down
Volt made him drown
and everyone lived much longer.
post #3

 

[Uncle]

Too Bad Volt Doesn't Rhyme With Nantucket!

There once was a “vapist” called Super-MAN . . .View attachment 51207
Who hated the “No Smoking” ban . . .View attachment 51202
Then He found Smokeless Image . . . View attachment 51213
Came a smile to his visage . . .View attachment 51201
When using the Volt he began . . .View attachment 51209

 

[SBelle82]

Post #1
I never thought I'd see the day
My loyal Red friends would fade away
Hurt and confused by my lack of devotion
It's now the Volt getting all my emotion

 

[vikki59]

I'm no good at rhymes
I don't own a volt
I'm a newb vaping my over priced kr8's
analog free for 60 plus days
hoping to win this contest
so I know what this is all about

 

[DM]

I'm no good at rhymes
I don't own a volt
I'm a newb vaping my over priced kr8's
analog free for 60 plus days
hoping to win this contest
so I know what this is all about

Well bring out the artist in you,....we still have 387 post till this contest is through!

I hear what your saying,....buying from another vender you might be over paying.

60 plus days analog free!!,...congrats good feeling hu, same with me

I have owned a lot of e cigs and I recommend the Volt,...All the looking around for another, will put you to a Holt!

I wanna win too this is fun,...once my 10 post are up, I'm all done.

Good luck vikki59

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

#7
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury mods, not to praise them.
The evil that cigs do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their butts;
So let it be with VOLT. The noble mod
Hath told you VOLTs are ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath SI answer'd it.
Here, under leave of VOLT, The best -
For Smokeless image is an honourable vendor;
So are they all, all honourable staff -
Come I to speak at VOLT's funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But modders say he was ambitious;
And modders are honourable men.
He hath brought many smokers home to Vapor
Whose carto did the volt liquid fill:
Did this in SI seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, SI ran contests:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet modderss say VOLT was ambitious;
And modders are honourable ecf'ers.
You all did see that on the Lupercal
I thrice presented him a price reduction,
Which he did thrice go on sale: was this ambition?
Yet modders says he was ambitious;
And, sure, they are honourable men.
I speak not to disprove what modders spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love them once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to want more vapor?
O judgment! thou art fled to modded beasts,
And mods have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My heart is in the charger there with Volt,
And I must pause while I wait for the green LED.

 

[Lauralie]

I would love to win a VOLT my dear
I know you would too so I hear
No matter the winner I don't get all sappy
I dance around, holler and get very happy
Cause here I call all of you my friend
But is this contest ever gonna end

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

#8

Ah, broken is the cartomizer! the spirit flown forever!
Let the bell toll! -a saintly carto floats on the Stygian river -
And, SI customer, hast thou no tear? -weep now or never more!
See! on yon drear and rigid bier low lies thy love, The VOLT!
Come! let the burial rite be read -the funeral song be sung! -
An anthem for the vapingest dead that ever died so young -
A dirge for carto, the doubly dead in that she died half full.

Wretches! ye loved it for its vapor and hated it for its filler,
And when it fell in vapor, ye blessed it -that it died!
How shall your order, then, be read? -the requiem how be sung
By you -by yours, the chain vaper, -by yours, the juice reviewer tongue
That did to death the carto that died, and died half full?"

Puffalufagus; but vape not thus! and let a VOLT song
Go up in vapor so solemnly the carto may feel no wrong!
The sweet Cartomizer hath "gone before," with vapor, that flew beside,
Leaving thee wild for the dear 555 that should have been thy bride -
For carto, the fair and debonnaire, that now so lowly lies,
The life upon its silver threading but not within its coil-
The life still there, upon its mg label -the death upon its coil.

Avaunt! tonight my heart is light. No dirge will I upraise,
But waft the order on its flight with cartomizers of my craze!
Let no bell toll! -lest its sweet vapor, amid its hallowed mirth,
Should catch the note, as it doth float up from the puffed VOLT.
To friends above, from fiends below, the indignant vapor is riven -
From VOLT unto a high estate far up within the Heaven -
From grief and groan to a golden throne beside the King of Vapor.

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

#9 - adapted from "the Kilburn High Road" by Flogging Molly (who says poetry in music is dead?)

Many's the day I took for granted
Breathing the air that silenced some
As the Smoke I blew
With its second hand danger
Killing myself with a fresh lit one.
Bathe awhile, awash in liquid
Leave what's left to steep
Where you dream of the love you left forever
But pity no more nor grieve

For we're the kings of the VOLT
For the day we were born
Now we're the kings of making vapor fly!
Sure we'll always take a drop and we'll never leave a puff
Your empty cartos but a tear filled eye
We were the kings of making vapor fly!

Listen to the sound of smokers dying
Hack and they wheeze while exiled bound
Their ship once sailed no longer anchors
For gone is BT's green,
Their butts all ground

Toast to cheers of times past smoking
This ageless VOLT beats ALL!
Where to kiss the lips of that loved RY4
To fly where the vapors have soared

For we're the kings of the VOLT
For the day we were born
Now we're the kings of making vapor fly!
Sure we'll always take a drop and we'll never leave a puff
Your empty cartos but a tear filled eye
We were the kings of making vapor fly!

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

#10 - A sad posting as it will be last for this fun contest

There once was a man who was Compt,
Who recharged his VOLT rather prompt,
He knew he'd win second prize
When asked how, yelled and cried
For I am second to none but the DAMPF!

Thanks SI for this gem of a contest! Please look up compt and confuse your coworkers with astounding knowledge.

 

[Wuzznt Me]

Millions of volts from a lightning bolt such an awesome sight to see
But the Volt I seem to like the best Smokless Image sent to me

It came in the mail for me to inhale the vapor I love so much
With cartos prefilled and flavors galore, it's the only volt I care to touch