CONTEST****Smokelessimage.com*****VOLT

[marlou]

No. 7

We know Volt's a great PV
It works as good as good can be.
So now it comes to a color to pick
Can't make up my mind, but I'll be quick.

Silver is elegant
Black is sophisticated
White is realistic
Green is outdoorsy
Orange is fun
Pink is sweet
Red is hot
Raspberry is delicious
Blue is beautiful
Purple is royal
Sky Blue is relaxing
Yella is cheerful

Okay! An answer I did reach.
My solution is to buy one of each!

 

[thehangdude]

number 5, number 5, #5, #5...



Imagine there's no ciggies
It easy if you try
No hacking and no coughing
No need to go outside

Imagine all the people
Living longer lives

Imagine no more smoking
It isn't hard to do
No chemicals to die from
Just a Volt and you

Imagine all the people
vaping flavored mist

You may say I'm a Vaper
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And a new life has begun

 

[rave]

Once upon a midnight dreary,
While I pondered weak and weary,
- Over many a dusty, musty PV of forgotten source.
So many makes and models tried,
And then another atty fried!
When I, in desperation cried
- “Why all this hassle? Is there no recourse?!
- Is there no PV that is a tour de force?!”
- Quoth the vaper, “But of course!”

Perhaps a slight adjustment will
Force this eGo to fulfill
- reviews that claim it is the Holy Grail.
Some say the 510 is a thriller,
But first you should replace the filler
(which consists of poly from a ‘piller’)
- With PTB or foam (which both go stale).
- And in the end all cart mod’s taste will fail.
- Quoth the vaper, “Just go get the mail.”

High or low res - I'm confused.
And which adapter should be used
- To mate a 510 with an 808?
I’ve studied long and hard to learn it.
Clean this atty, then dry burn it.
All this maintenance! “Dad burn it!”
- Something simple would be really great.
- A vape device to just appreciate …
- Quoth the vaper, “Don’t underestimate”

“Do tell”, the vaper then I queried,
“Get to the point! - I’m truly wearied”
- [ Is there some way to get this guy to talk?!? ]
“If you know something, come on then, spill it.
Is there some mod, or way to fill it?
If you’ve a song to sing, then trill it!”
- There came a pause so long I checked the clock.
- I got up from my chair and poised to walk.
- Quoth the vaper, “Smokeless Image has the Volt in stock”


My sincere apologies to Mr. Poe! And to the other member who based his entry on Poe’s “The Raven”. (I didn’t read the other entries until I’d completed this monstrosity.)

 

[uba egar320]

Had a burrito while at the mall
chaos erupted
within my stomach wall
restroom to far
knew I was in trouble
ever brewing dangerous
intestinal bubble

then to make it worse
there was a mass ninja attack
my pal at chick fil a
took an awful whack

a sword caught my eye when swung in my direction
lucky I had my volt
to use for ninja sword deflection

the attack was over as soon as it had begun
that was weird
hope it doesn't happen again...not very fun

no ninjas in sight and my buddy looked faint
the burrito called again
towards the restroom I limped...burning taint(lol)

I made it finally, and all was fine
except my volt I used as a weapon
had a ninja sword line

that's the way it happened I'm not telling a lie
my pal from Chik fil a
had a wicked nasty black eye

but smoke less image saved my rear
never leave home
without your vaping gear!!




Fin

 

[WiredKs]

Entry 1

Dear Tobacco Cigarettes,

We accept the fact that we sacrificed much of our health for doing something we now see as wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write a poem telling you who we think we are.

What do you care? You see us as you want to see us... in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. You see us as brain-numbed robots, an adict, a basket case with out you, a revenue stream, and a criminal in non-smoking areas. Correct?

That's the way we saw each other before we fould the volt. We were brainwashed.

Sincerely,

The Smokeless Image Club

 

[Wuzznt Me]

Vaping my Volt and having some fun
Contest or not I've already won

For I've beaten the habit that was taking my breath
Leaving me gasping and leaning toward death

With a new lease on life and having some fun
Contest or not I've already won

 

[marlou]

No. 8

Is it better to have vaped something other than a Volt,
than never to have vaped at all?
After some thought I've decided it could be true,
but Volt is still the one I recommend for you.



If my poor poems give you pause,
forgive me, I'm doing it for the cause.

 

[SteelJan]

Okay, entry #1 for me, LOL!!

Pick a battery color
Carto last me til tomorrow
Extra juice for after that
Oh and take an extra batt
Cruisin' on without a ciggy
While I sing my little ditty

Wanna vape? Wanna Volt
Wanna vape? Wanna Volt
Yeah when I want to vape I want a Volt!

 

[starsong]

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to vape
But only...


...had dead batteries and no 555.


Hmmm that doesn't rhyme.

 

[Incognito™]

Post #2

I just sit here starin' at the screen
What rhymes with Volt?
I feel like a dolt
This is the dumbest poem ...I've ever seen.

 

[Lauralie]

Amy41996 had a mental fart
She didn't know where to start
Her brain just couldn't rhyme
At least not at this time
She'll be back though I believe
Her brain she had to go relieve
So she'll order another volt for inspiration
for some well deserved relaxation

 

[Incognito™]

Post #3

If I don't win the prize
Imma kick you in the face
If I don't win the prize
Imma stab you in the eyes
If I don't win the prize
I cannot lie
I'll have to cry
and I just might die

 

[Amy41996]

There is my fellow Voltan, laurae09
Who is precious and so kind
She saw a fellow Voltan struggle
and now I want to huggle
Do not be fooled
Do not be dismayed
The contest is on
And my vaping .... is vapin' hoping the judges will be swayed
WORD

 

[chimney55]

#5

VOLT light, VOLT bright
First VOLT I see tonight.
I wish I may, I wish I might
Win a VOLT in this contest tonight.

 

[chimney55]

#6

If everyone could find the time,
They could create a post with rhyme.
This Smokeless Image thread would come alive
We'd quickly reach 500 and I'd get 555.

 

[dcot]

#4

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as my pv.
A pv that may in summer wear
A milliliter of RY4 in her hair;
Upon whose bosom my lips have lain;
Who gives me comfort and heals my pain.
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only Volt can make a pv.


THE VOLTINATOR

 

[dcot]

# 5

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Vaping her Volt 555;
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away.
Though she left with a fright,
She held her Volt tight,
And the spider said “DAMN”.

THE VOLTINATOR

 

[dcot]

# 6

Hey diddle diddle,

The Cat and the fiddle,

The Cow vaped by the light of the moon,

The little Dog laughed to see such sport,

And the Dish ran away with the Spoon.
The Dog chased the Cow to steal her Volt,
But the little Dog gasped with a sudden Jolt.
The Cow simply disappeared in a cloud of vapor.

THE VOLTINATOR

 

[Lauralie]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pale of 555
Jack tried to hog it
and didn't make it down alive....

Sorry that's pathetic but I am all poemed, rhymed out

Edit - it doesn't count either - didn't have the either one of the necessary words in it

 

[blushdrip]

#1

Smokeless Image I've just met
If this contest I win, the Volt I could get
But I'm still a new vaper, and there's flavors I haven't tried yet
Which one will I choose; wanna bet?