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[dcot]

# 7

A-tisket a-tasket
Green and yellow batteries
I wrote a letter to Imagine
And on the way I dropped it,
I dropped it,
I dropped it,
And on the way I dropped it.
A little boy he picked it up and put it in his pocket.
If he doesn’t bring it back

I think that I will die.
Imagine will never know
How much I love my green and yellow batteries

THE VOLTINATOR

 

[ConnieBGood]

Vapian's in the corner playing the blues
All he's waitin' on is SI Labor Day sale
Pickin’ his guitar, listenin’ to his muse
Ever hoping that his patience won’t fail

Vocal are we all, to Imagine we do sing
Our wantin’ and our whinin’ she does hear
Listenin’ to Vapian a quiet calm does bring
To Voltarians SI says “You’ll get your gear!”

 

[Imagine]

usually post cute cats and animals...here is one for the guys

 

[beachpuff]

These are tough times
And I'm all out of rhymes

But I need to win
So my shopping at SI can begin

I must have more Volt gear
Before I turn into a grumpy bear

 

[dcot]

usually post cute cats and animals...here is one for the guys

Thanks for posting your photo ... had no idea.

Will be placing all my orders in person from now on. Heck, its only a short trip from Texas.

 

[DM]

usually post cute cats and animals...here is one for the guys

ok, I'm thinking on what to post.. Ummmm Ummmm

Damn, thats my 7th post
You got me there Imagine

 

[slammer]

Post 1

It's tricky to rock a Volt
To rock a Volt that's right all the time
It's Tricky
It's tricky
So much vapor

 

[slammer]

Post 2

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want a Volt
And I know all you do too

 

[slammer]

post 3

I need to stop the analogs
A Volt for my escape
In fits of desperation
I just need to vape, vape , vape!

 

[samuraijill]

#3
A diller, a dollar, a wise Volt scholar,
what makes you vape so soon?
You used to vape at 10 o'clock
but now you vape at noon!

 

[RippleInStillWater]

There was a vendor forum-named Imagine
Who had contests that drew me like a contagion
I wanted to try the Smokeless Image wares
But shampoo isn't cheap for my long hair
So I try and a I try so I can be bragging!!!

#7 --with a BUMP! Was that Casey Kasem-like? It was in my head!!!

 

[ConnieBGood]

Days of Our Volts

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SmokelessImage


Have patience my love
But it is so hard my dove
Will increase the pleasure
If you say so my treasure

It’s so hard to open my dove
Faster, oh faster my love!
Ahh, we have nothing to fear
Our wonderful Volts are here!


Wash those dirty minds people! Wash them I said!

 

[Imagine]

 

[rbuck9]

to all the mods i loved before
to all the mods that came in and out my door
the volt came along
so now i sing this song
to all the mods i loved before
ive got to say so long
the volt can do no wrong
to all the mods i loved before

#8

 

[kritter]

the golden rule we all believe
better to give than receive
for a volt to win more likes I need
so do your duty and do a good deed


Post # 6

 

[musiceqlslife21]

#9

When Walking at night with your dog
while puffing your Volt, you will create a heavy fog,
if you generate too much, you may step into doggy poo,
do not fret if you do,
aswell becareful of wet grass,
b/c obstructed vision could cause a busted ...
despites those possible chances, its well worth it,
b/c with a volt, you can take it anywhere, and avoid those nasty nic fits.

 

[Imagine]

I cannot understand
the lack of demand
for people to write a rhyme
its takes but a short time

 

[rbuck9]

smokelessimage volt
i would vape them in a box
i would vape them with a fox
i would vape them in a tree
i like them i like them
as you can see

#9

 

[Incognito™]

I cannot understand
the lack of demand
for people to write a rhyme
its takes but a short time

I see nothing wrong
Its twenty pages long
Poems are hard to write
Even if you're really bright

I hope I freakin' win
Cuz I want something free
Someone will get lucky
And I really hope its me

 

[thehangdude]

This one is my sixth attempt
They are so fun to write
I do not want to rush these
I write just one per night

Imagine, OP Imagine
If 500 posts soon came
Users would not come each night
For poems with the Volt name

So rush us if you want us done
Or limit us with time
And soon no longer we will come
For Smokeless Image rhyme