I waited the full duration of the "objection phase," so now congratulations are in order...
While the "surprise twist" prize was supposed to be for whoever made Magnus laugh the most and I don't think that's why CalamityJan won (how much Magnus laughed at the post is irrelevant: it was pchela
on fire, it could not have possibly
not won [heck, I'm still looking for a digital frame for it myself as soon as I can figure out how to remove uncle from it {no offense meant to uncle}]), Congratulations Calamity for a well-deserved "Third Grand Prize!"
As for OttoBahn and TinyTimberGal taking home the two original Grand Prizes, I honestly don't know that they are
more deserving of the prizes than anyone else but I do believe that they are
at least as deserving as anyone else. And I know that I am immensely happy that
I didn't have to make the decision. Congratulations OttoBahn and TinyTimberGal on two well-deserved Grand Prizes.
Also, congratulations to everyone who took the time and expended the effort to enter and to those who extended help and advice to the entrants.
And finally, Thank You Magnus for a contest that was both fun and educational in many more ways than one. I really wish it hadn't caused you so much personal anguish, but you did set yourself up for it by offering a contest more compelling than a mere "lottery." For everything you do for the board and the people here, you are become Legend.
(Next time maybe set up a panel of judges so you can just sit back and enjoy from the sidelines

)