CONTESTS! - You know you are a VAPER when..... smokelessimage!!

[hollyberry]

#1

You know you're a vaper when the "condom method" has nothing to do with birth control.

 

[lynleestar]

#3

you know you're a vaper when vaping has taught you more about math than your teacher did. ml/mg makes sense now!

 

[Mudflap]

Entry #1:

You know you're a vaper when the $$$ you had allocated for your wife's diamond stud earrings gets reallocated to buy a new model PV.

 

[kittypie]

#5
You know you're a vaper when you say "Mmmmm, turtle juice is delicious!"

 

[kittypie]

#6
You know you're a vaper when you say "Ewwww, bacon! Yuck!"

 

[kittypie]

#7

You know you're a vaper when you're a 53 year old widow and still use condoms.

 

[Hellen A. Handbasket]

#4

You know you're a vaper when your idea of Community Service is to hang out in the Ask The Vets and New Member's sections of the forum to answer noobie questions.

 

[Prism]

#5 You know you are a vaper when all your hobbies have gone by the wayside and your new craft is putting together vaping gear.

 

[Crankyfuzz]

#7 You know your a vaper when your new hobbies are now leaning towards electrical wiring, soldering, and mad chemist skills

 

[rave]

#6 You know you're a vaper when you can empathize with the anxiety of a child that has dropped, and can't reach his/her binkie.

 

[Jonner]

#6 ....when you're constantly trying new liquids even though you have 3 all-day vapes.

 

[Jonner]

#7......when you're always checking your paypal balance and credit card bills to figure out how much you spent this day/week/month on vaping supplies.

 

[Prism]

#6 You know you are a vaper when you get home from the bakery and realize you didn't even buy any donuts or cake, just flavoring to make DIY juice.

 

[Prism]

duplicate post disregard

 

[oldpaintdoc]

You know your a vapor when the wife starts kissing you more not because she likes you more but because she likes the flavor.
#4

 

[Hellen A. Handbasket]

#5

You know you are a vaper when you can answer the question http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...rum-members-does-takes-change-light-bulb.html








Answer: None. Everyone knows vapers don't have the time or money to buy a light bulb to replace it. Besides, most PVs have a dandy little LED on them so you'll never find yourself in total darkness anyway.

 

[Adrena]

You know you're a vaper when your hubby wont let you vape waffle cause he is the one the gains weight for it. (the smell sends him to the fridge every time lol)

 

[kittypie]

I know this is #8 so it doesn't count, but:

You know you're a vaper when someone asks "how do you like you coffee?" and you reply "in 24 mg, in a carto, please".

 

[Vapian]

No. 5:

You know you're a vaper when having less than 500ml of nicquid and 50 blank cartomizers gives you the same feeling you used to get after realizing you just opened your last pack of smokes.

 

[Sdh]

Entry 5: You know you are a vaper when you try to explain vaping to smokers at work and they think you went off the deep end.