I'm sure some of these smell as bad as analogs but this was fun. Had a ton more but didnt want to make a TLDR post.
1. If you think breathing is hard now, try doing it without lungs. Bloog your way to better lungs.
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, Bloog helps you stop smoking, just ask a user or two.
3. Hatred is killed with love and smoking is killed with Bloog.
4. If you're happy and you know it
vape a Bloog.
5. Ever hate going out in the rain to smoke? Stay in and
vape with a Bloog.
6. Give me liberty or give me Bloog.
7. Smoking is like a kite string, without cigarettes holding down the kite, it would be free to fly. Come fly with Bloog.
8. Go ahead PUNK make my Bloog.
9. Any fool can criticize something new and most fools do. Bet they still smoke analogs instead of a Bloog like you.
10. Monkey see, Monkey Bloog.
11. When it is obvious that the goals can't be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action with Bloog. (read this one a long time ago on a fortune cookie)
12. Change a daily habit and your life has a real chance of changing, Bloog
Like this post if you caught yourself singing on option #4 LOL.