...and that is why I plan to start a charity to help those poor homeless slugs. 
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ATTENTION: Changing the roll of toilet paper DOES NOT, I repeat DOES NOT cause brain damage !!
I'm not so sure about that jj. I have changed the roll many times and I ain't normal.
Well cover me in bubble wrap and squeeze me till I pop, its Friday!!!!
Now Jerry, one must be "normal" to start off with. Here's how to determine this, and this comes from scientists. They say one out of every four people are crazy. To see how you fair in this, check three friends, if they're okay, you're it!!
Now Jerry, one must be "normal" to start off with. Here's how to determine this, and this comes from scientists. They say one out of every four people are crazy. To see how you fair in this, check three friends, if they're okay, you're it!!
I don't know anyone who is "normal" jj, that includes friends and family. I fit right in with them, so that must mean that I am "wrecked and bonkers" too. lol.
The average women would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Why do people say they want to sleep like a baby when babies never sleep thru the night? I wanna sleep like an old man in a Southern Baptist Church on Sunday!
Interesting Tidbit: Female spiders eat the male spiders after mating. Guess they know collecting life insurance is a lot easier than collecting child support...........
If your .... looks like 2 raccoons fighting in a sack of corn, say NO to spandex!!!!!
For some reason I'm thinking of when I was in the checkout line at the Dollar Store yesterday. There was a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar and fake roses.............Champion.
Hello. This message was left by jj2. I can't respond right now, I'm in the Naughty Corner again. Leave a comment & I'll get back to you.........
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I soooo want to thank the garbage men for ignoring the noise ordinance and banging the garbage cans that woke me at 3:45 in the morning.
I would have never gotten soooo much done before the sun came up.
I would have never gotten soooo much done before the sun came up.
They love doing that here too, jj. They also get even with us, when we put out too much trash, by flinging our trash cans and lids all over the neighborhood.
Husband and wife are going out.
Husband, “Where would you like to go?"
Wife, "Somewhere expensive."
Husband, "Gas station it is."
Husband, “Where would you like to go?"
Wife, "Somewhere expensive."
Husband, "Gas station it is."
I hate it when people ask, "What's the smallest size that you have ever worn?"
My response is always, "0-3 months, what about you?"
My response is always, "0-3 months, what about you?"
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