Daily Comments

[jj2]

Well, I'm off to the gas chamber, (otherwise known as bed with farting husband).
I guess it's sort of my own fault for feeding him ham & beans.
Beano didn't seem to help.
Goodnight............

 

[Nighthawk]

lmao! yeah, I hate that!!!! esp when they snuggle their back right up to you.... EEEeeeewwwwwww! Is it any Wonder I have insomnia?!?!

 

[jj2]

The man who wrote the Hokey Pokey died last week.
The undertaker had a hard time getting him in the coffin tho, he'd put his right leg in, his right leg would come out.......

 

[jj2]

I'm currently unsupervised...yeah I know...it scares me too!

 

[JerryRM]

Now for a conspiracy moment:

We are all supervised, big brother is everywhere, watching our every move.

End of conspiracy moment. lol.

 

[jj2]

Every so often I like to go to the window, look up and smile for a satellite picture.........

 

[jj2]

What do you call 2 guys hanging from a window? Curt 'N Rod...........

What do you call their friend who's hanging on the wall? Art!

 

[jj2]

Today is "getting the house in order" day.....wonder if rest of the family knows of this holiday?

 

[jj2]

Once upon a time there was a sweet, loving, shy little girl whom everyone adored.
One day she up and disappeared and left in her place was me..............deal with it!!!!

 

[JerryRM]

I'm a cranky old curmudgeon and proud of it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jj2]

Well, today Jerry, we make a good match!!!

 

[jj2]

Fear less, hope more; eat less, chew more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more; and all good things are yours.

 

[JerryRM]

"Eat, drink and be merry, for today you live and tomorrow you die". - Code of the Gladiators

I like to whine !!! lol.

 

[jj2]

A busy day has passed away, darkness replaced the light. I've taken my meds and I'm going to bed. I bid you all "Good Nite."

 

[JerryRM]

Goodnight jj !!!!

 

[jj2]

I believe in love. I believe in having someone telling you that you're beautiful. I believe in smiling til your cheeks hurt and laughing until you pee~

 

[Nighthawk]

I had all that happen to me just yesterday, in fact. It was nice. well, the ...... not so much, but laughing hard enough to was great. I am feeling a whole lot better. Feels like my head is clearing after ages in the twilight. Gotta remember how to breathe, re focus & get on with it.

 

[jj2]

To the woman in the store yesterday with all those uncontrolled running and screaming kids. I slipped a large box of condoms in your cart when your head was turned. You are so welcome!

 

[JerryRM]

I call it playing "dodge the kids". A couple of years ago, a kid ran up the aisle and right into another guys cart, then she had the nerve to run back to her mother and tell her that the guy had just hit her. Fortunately, the mother paid no attention to that comment by her daughter. Things are so crazy today, I'm surprised that the mother didn't have him arrested for assaulting a child.

The condoms were a nice touch, jj, it should have been done years ago.

 

[jj2]

Can't even look at a misbehaving kid these days without the worry of getting your ... sued.

I look at my granddaughter and worry about what it's going to be like when she is all grown up.