If I rub Preparation-H on a pest (in human form) would that mean they'd become less irritating and shrink?
Night all.
Night all.
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I'm thankful for the little things in life: naps, medications, and multiple personalities to help me deal with it all.......
I would like the opportunity to prove that winning the lottery would NOT ruin my life!
You ever wonder why we put pictures of missing transvestites on cartons of Half & Half?
May your bed be comfortable and you dreams so sweet.
Good night everyone, I'm going to sleep
Good night everyone, I'm going to sleep
Time flies when you're having fun...........hotdogs fly when you squeeze the bun...........
Ya' know, I really don't *want* to be one. I try *really* hard not to be one. But sometimes people try to turn me into an evil .....---....... to you guys in the crowd.
Say Purple Smurf if this happens to you too.
Say Purple Smurf if this happens to you too.
Translating male speak. "I can't find it" actually means, since it did not just fall into my outstretched hands I have no clue where it could be.
humm... I thought the male I let live here was the only one like that! It also seems to affect children. odd disease. 
Soon I'll be off to get my beauty sleep. I know, I know. We'll just chalk it up to incurable optimism................Night.
I saw a mouse, so I'm going to leave some rags and ribbons out overnight. If I don't have a ballgown by morning, I'll set the traps............
Night all.
Night all.
So I woke up this morning and took a look at my hair in the mirror, for a moment I seriously considered scheduling an audition for The Lion King.
My ship should be arriving any day now.
Jerry, it took a while, but this finally popped into my head.
All this time I've been waiting for my ship to come in. I live amongst cornfields and cows, I should have been waiting on my tractor.......DUH!!
Well that certainly is what I've been waiting for!!!
The mold, grass stains, and grease are just an added bonus.
The mold, grass stains, and grease are just an added bonus.
I sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did....
On that note, night all.
On that note, night all.
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