Daily Comments

[JerryRM]

I sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did....

On that note, night all.

Sigh, goodnight jj.

 

[jj2]

Excuse me, can you help me please? I'm looking for a country by the people, for the people...... I seem to have lost mine.........

 

[jj2]

You know you're a Nascar fan when you have a wreck and the first thing you do is try to remove your steering wheel and the second thing you do is blame Kyle Busch.........

 

[jj2]

I have the best life, rich husband, fine car, and perfect children, oh wait that was my dream last night.
Now I'm gonna see if it comes back!

Night all.

 

[jj2]

We interrupt your happiness and positivity to bring you Monday morning......your regularly scheduled happiness and positivity will return on Friday.

 

[jj2]

Out today . . . Out of Money, Out of Time, Out of Advice, Out of Energy, Out of Order, Out of Ideas . . . All this brought to you Out of the Chaos!!

 

[jj2]

Please keep me safe, keep me happy, keep me satisfied, keep me wanting more....but most of all, just keep me......

Nighty night all.

 

[JerryRM]

Goodnight jj...............................

 

[jj2]

For a bit last night I thought I was just about to play Dorothy in the Wizard Of Oz---and my little doggie too.

Fortunately we live in a low lying area and a tornado has never touched down.
One passed over and it did do a lot of damage though.
I just got my electricity and Internet back!!!

 

[JerryRM]

I saw on the Weather Channel, that the mid west is getting battered with storms and tornadoes. I'm glad to hear that you escaped Mother Nature's wrath.

 

[Nighthawk]

yikes jj! glad you're ok.
Jerry, when I read your post I thought it said 'tomadoes".... I really have a hard time seeing out of my glasses sometimes, but it was funny.

 

[jj2]

Thanks Nighthawk.

Jerry: I was glad to hear it too!!!!!!!

 

[jj2]

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream.....and while you're here would you do the dishes, fold the laundry and stop my husband from snoring?

 

[jj2]

Part of me is thinking, "Wow, it's Wednesday already."
The other part is thinking, "What do you mean it's only Wednesday?"

 

[JerryRM]

Being battered by flying tomatoes would be funny !!!

 

[jj2]

Just remember tonight while you're tucked safely in your bed, somewhere soldiers, sailors, airmen, and marines are standing guard for our country.

Everyone sleep tight!!!

 

[JerryRM]

Yup, God bless the servicemen and women. Been there, done that, myself.

 

[jj2]

Captains Log: I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location................

 

[jj2]

Why men should not take messages:
Someone from the Gyna Colleges called.
They said the Pabst beer was normal.

 

[JerryRM]

Why men should not take messages:
Someone from the Gyna Colleges called.
They said the Pabst beer was normal.

Good one, jj !!!