Daily Comments

[jj2]

Don't let the Devil take a ride, because soon he will want to drive.

 

[jj2]

Blessed by God, spoiled by my husband...........

 

[jj2]

If you have to vacuum the bed, it's probably time to change the sheets.

 

[JustaGuy]

Either that, or someone's been eating chocolate chip cookies in bed!

 

[jj2]

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

 

[jj2]

Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

 

[Fudgey]

 

[jj2]

Morning Fudgey

Good to see you making your morning visits again!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fudgey]

That might be the exception.........I got up a little early this morning

 

[JustaGuy]

I've been falling behind.

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

So an archaeologist says to a girl in the bar: I really dig you.

Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

I had a joke but that was tacky too.



I should not do these late at night.

 

[jj2]

What do you call a vegetarian with ........?

A salad shooter.............

 

[jj2]

The road to physical fitness is long, to wealth, even longer. The couch is only 4 steps away....!!!

 

[TomCatt]

If life gives you lemons, ask why it can't give you money instead?

 

[jj2]

Good morning Tom

I wish, I'd be rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TomCatt]

Yeah, if only. I could have retired from yesterday's take

 

[jj2]

CAUTION: Standing in front of a mirror naked may cause sudden waves of dizziness, nausea, and the overwhelming urge to perform liposuction with a turkey baster...............

 

[Sea Wolf]

Coupled with the irresistible urge to put your dressing gown and slippers back on!

 

[jj2]

Not sure about Dora the Explorer, but if my backpack started talking to me, I'd probably crap myself.

 

[TomCatt]

Or maybe eat another mushroom?


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[jj2]

I still believe in 'happily ever after', but it's a LOT more work than what the Disney Princesses told us!!!