Is the Pontiac Silverdome still standing? 
Turf = carpet.

Turf = carpet.
And hermits ?Men socialize by insulting each other, but they don't mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, but they don't mean it either.....
And then the heartburn starts!Sometimes the strength within you is not a big, fiery flame for all to see, but a tiny spark that whispers ever so softly "you've got this."
Or nausea & heartburn!Math Class, the only place you hear ridiculous questions like: "Bob has 30 cookies, he ate 23. What does Bob have now?".
My answer…diabetes.
Dear Saturday, Please be nice to me. The rest of the week has made me want to scoop my eyeballs out with a melon baller or grapefruit spoon!!!
A little less stress would be greatly appreciated.
Thank you and have a great day!
Sincerely, Me.