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Even worse is when you fall asleep and fall off the toilet !!!
I was visiting a friend, there were several of us there. The hostess went to the bathroom and fell asleep on the toilet. Since I was the only female I was the one "voted" to check on her/wake her up, and at that time I barely knew this woman. Well she was all fine and dandy. She might've fallen back asleep there and I had to check on her again, but after she was all done she came back out and socialized some, though I'm pretty sure she was more sleep walking than anything else since she was talking about paper bags and we were discussing pizza. She even had another glass of wine. At least she doesn't remember any of it!
Fact Of The Day: Experts have determined that 3 out of 5 people are not the other 2.......
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I hate it when I log on to my bank account in the morning, and the million dollars I wished for on a star last night, isn't deposited yet.......
Too much sleep can actually make you feel tired. I KNOW THIS!!!
But when you wake up...good morning!
But when you wake up...good morning!
Tip of the day: Use your turn signals!! If I were psychic, I'd have known not to be on the road with you in the first place!!!
Breast reduction to husbands is like having 2 friends on "Death Row" and you don't have the Wardens number!!
Negativity is a contagious disease, prolonged exposure compromises your ability to fight off its infection. If infected, seek REAL friends for help immediately!!
When life knocks you down... calmly get back up, smile, and very politely say, "You hit like a ton of bricks."
Sometimes it can be difficult to place things in God's hands, but remember, He has way more experience than we do.
Now what if your friends are great, but your family, "God bless them," are not very positive at all? People say surround yourself with positive people and people who make you feel good about yourself, but what if your own family consist of people who are completely opposite of all those nice things? Some might say ditch 'em then, but they're /family/, and I was raised to believe that family is supposed to be the strongest most valuable and sacred of all relationships. And what's up with family who don't approve of spouses? Blah. Nothing's ever good enough for 'em. They might say they have your best intentions in mind, but those best intentions seem to have nothing to do with happiness.
I guess that's why it's contagious. And therefore genetic, too.
Ew I got family members like that. Fortunately they don't live that close so we get together now and then and put up with each other than give each other a hug and go home.
Things I've learned:
I've learned that the most important thing isn't what others think of me. The most important thing is what I think of me.
I've learned that the most important thing isn't what others think of me. The most important thing is what I think of me.
A child is like a butterfly on the wind. Some can fly higher than others; but each one flies the best they can. Each one is unique, each one is different, each one is special....
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