Daily Comments

[JerryRM]

Nighthawk, that's my father's secret to longevity. Even when he was young, he would take naps during the day, when he could. He even took one at work, after lunch. There must be something to it, he is 89 and still doing well.
As for me, I'm going to drop dead long before I hit that age. lol.

 

[jj2]

There's 2 things in the tool box of life that we should have: WD-40 for things not moving that should and duct tape for things that are moving that shouldn't.

I rarely take a nap: Mainly because if I do, I can't sleep at night.
RW sometimes takes a couple a day but he's on a few meds that make him drowsy.

Jerry be optimistic!!!

 

[Nighthawk]

I will sleep whenever I get the chance.... Don't ever know if I will get to sleep that night or not.

 

[jj2]

If you see a person riding a tricycle around the block singing "I'm a big kid know" than its me don't worry!

 

[jj2]

Guy goes to the Doctor and says,"I think I'm going deaf."
Doctor says,"Describe the symptoms."
Guy says, "Homer is fat and bald and Marge has blue hair."

 

[JerryRM]

If you see a person riding a tricycle around the block singing "I'm a big kid know" than its me don't worry!

Not necessarily, jj. I'm right behind ya and pedaling as fast as I can.

Guy goes to the Doctor and says,"I think I'm going deaf."
Doctor says,"Describe the symptoms."
Guy says, "Homer is fat and bald and Marge has blue hair."

Homer and Marge Symptom. I don't get it, jj. Yes I do, lol. !!!

 

[jj2]

The only time its cool to yell, "I have ........" is when you are playing Scrabble.

 

[jj2]

Here's something to think about before you go to bed tonight........a person will on average, swallow 7 spiders in their lifetime while sleeping. Goodnight...............

 

[Nighthawk]

And I pride myself on being 'above average' LOL

 

[jj2]

I'd rather neither happen but I'd rather swallow them than have them bite me. I swell up like a balloon.

 

[jj2]

I would just like to let everyone know, so there's no misunderstanding, that I have not lost my marbles...I gave them away!

 

[jj2]

Roll roll roll my .... right into the bed. Kiss the pillow, hug the covers, call me sleepyhead.................Night........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[jj2]

I’m up and out of bed......my brain will join me later......that is if I had one. I lost it when I had kids!

 

[JerryRM]

I’m up and out of bed......my brain will join me later......that is if I had one. I lost it when I had kids!

I donated mine to science.

 

[suddenly]

I don't think I ever had any. lol

 

[JerryRM]

I don't think I ever had any. lol

Your big heart more than makes up for it, Nancy.

 

[jj2]

I don't understand why people pay big money for colon cleansing, when they can go to the nearest Taco Bell and order a bean burrito for a dollar.......................

 

[jj2]

Just came across a random fact on Google. Sharks will only attack you if you are wet!
Well DUH!! Where else would they get you? The Mall? At Church? Bowling?..................

 

[JerryRM]

Didn't you watch the original Saturday Night Live, jj ??? Land shark !!!!!!!!

 

[jj2]

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it!