Getting old is like playing basketball: you dribble, you travel occasionally, and every once in a while, you score.
Why do couples hold hands during the wedding ceremony?
Is it just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins?
How To Please A Women: Kiss her, tell her you love her, compliment her, buy her what she likes, spend time with her.
How To Please A Man: Make him a sandwich.........