......now Santa, when you say 'naughty', do you mean BOW CHICKA BOW WOW or sticking gum in my sister's hair, which I would never do? I'm just asking.......
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DH bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm in a good mood it turns orange.... when I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
My Quote for the day. "You have the right to your opinion and I have the right to tell you how stupid you are!!!"
What to say to your boss the next time you call in sick.
"I can't come in today because I have ".... Glaucoma."
What is this you ask?
It's when you can't see your .... going to work.
"I can't come in today because I have ".... Glaucoma."
What is this you ask?
It's when you can't see your .... going to work.
FYI: Calling someone an Angel or Sunshine is not a compliment!
Angel: Always up in the air and harping about something.
Sunshine: Big and round and full of gas.
Angel: Always up in the air and harping about something.
Sunshine: Big and round and full of gas.
There are similar ailments.... .... Cranial Cardiac Arrest, or ACCA for short..... When the head is so far up the ... that the heart is beating the brains out... Usually fatal.
Make anyone feel worthy and special and they will believe it for the moment.
Make them feel worthless and they will believe it for eternity.
Make them feel worthless and they will believe it for eternity.
When I die, I want to be so welcomed in Heaven that everyone I meet says, "Where have you been?"
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