Sorry Pam but I think I'm going to have to send the black helicopters for David. And the DEA! He must be putting something illegal in those juices.
First you get me hooked on your Wyatt Earp blend. But you weren't satisfied. You just had to send me a sample of Hypnotic Mist. Who in the world would know what that is? I try it out and had to order 30 mls of it add it to my juice chain rotation.
You send me Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe! I'm a man's, man! I don't eat no umping cantaloupe! So why is it I can't put that down now as well? Now comes the final straw.
After forcing all these new juices for me to order, you had the audacity to send me a sample of butterscotch/almond. Butterscotch? Almond!? I don't even like nuts! Well... if no one is looking I will down some macadamia nuts.
I give it a try. Okay the taste orgy filling my mouth HAS to be a result of mixing juices in the wick of my atty. So I take out a new one; never used. It's the freaking butterscotch/almond! Okay, I'm vaping it on a smooth 801 atty. So I pull out the bad boy; my 901 LR. It brought out even more smoothness and flavor. Now I HAVE to order that! You know my professional background. How is it going to look when someone walks into my office and ask me what is it they're smelling and I respond I'm vaping butterscotch/almond? They're going to think vaping has turned me into a wuss!
I'm not trying any more of your samples! Yeah right!
You must be working those poor kids and Pam to death trying to keep up with the orders.
First you get me hooked on your Wyatt Earp blend. But you weren't satisfied. You just had to send me a sample of Hypnotic Mist. Who in the world would know what that is? I try it out and had to order 30 mls of it add it to my juice chain rotation.
You send me Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe! I'm a man's, man! I don't eat no umping cantaloupe! So why is it I can't put that down now as well? Now comes the final straw.
After forcing all these new juices for me to order, you had the audacity to send me a sample of butterscotch/almond. Butterscotch? Almond!? I don't even like nuts! Well... if no one is looking I will down some macadamia nuts.
I give it a try. Okay the taste orgy filling my mouth HAS to be a result of mixing juices in the wick of my atty. So I take out a new one; never used. It's the freaking butterscotch/almond! Okay, I'm vaping it on a smooth 801 atty. So I pull out the bad boy; my 901 LR. It brought out even more smoothness and flavor. Now I HAVE to order that! You know my professional background. How is it going to look when someone walks into my office and ask me what is it they're smelling and I respond I'm vaping butterscotch/almond? They're going to think vaping has turned me into a wuss!
I'm not trying any more of your samples! Yeah right!
You must be working those poor kids and Pam to death trying to keep up with the orders.