Dear People of Nicoticket...

[Josh V]

It is with heavy heart that I come before you today. It has been brought to my attention that something most terrible has happened. A blight has befallen our fine establishment, the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth.

We are out of Zotz.

The last order that will have a Zotz is 49558. We'll be getting more, but we have to order them, so we'll be out of stock on Zotz for a little while.

That diddly-salerino.

Sorry about the inconvenience, I assure you before too long, we will have a plethora of Zotz for Nick to smash and distribute to all of you fine folks.

 

[Snugglepooter]

See me for your torches and pitchforks on your way over to the shop, folks.

Tar and feathers will be ready at 3:00.

 

[RuDawg7890]

In the meantime, I'd like to put my zots from my anniversary order up for auction. Let the bidding war begin...

 

[poobear]

In the meantime, I'd like to put my zots from my anniversary order up for auction. Let the bidding war begin...

.02 cents for the orange

 

[Clark46227]

See me for your torches and pitchforks on your way over to the shop, folks.

Tar and feathers will be ready at 3:00.

 

[poobear]

It is with heavy heart that I come before you today. It has been brought to my attention that something most terrible has happened. A blight has befallen our fine establishment, the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth.

We are out of Zotz.

The last order that will have a Zotz is 49558. We'll be getting more, but we have to order them, so we'll be out of stock on Zotz for a little while.

That diddly-salerino.

Sorry about the inconvenience, I assure you before too long, we will have a plethora of Zotz for Nick to smash and distribute to all of you fine folks.

tell me isn't so,,,,,, OMG what is I suppose to do,,,,, someone help me going to have a BF

 

[Snugglepooter]

@Clark496227 - exactly!

(I get to be the guy in the front with the riding pants...)

 

[Clark46227]

It is with heavy heart that I come before you today. It has been brought to my attention that something most terrible has happened. A blight has befallen our fine establishment, the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth.

We are out of Zotz.

The last order that will have a Zotz is 49558. We'll be getting more, but we have to order them, so we'll be out of stock on Zotz for a little while.

That diddly-salerino.

Sorry about the inconvenience, I assure you before too long, we will have a plethora of Zotz for Nick to smash and distribute to all of you fine folks.

Will these new Zotz be diketone free?

 

[Josh V]

Will these new Zotz be diketone free?

They will be sausage flavored.

 

[Snugglepooter]

Dang, I was hoping for antifreeze-flavored.

 

[Josh V]

Dang, I was hoping for antifreeze-flavored.

Delicious sausage coating with a delightful anti-freeze filling.

 

[Snugglepooter]

Yay...







/barf emoji/

 

[Pictor]

A blight has befallen our fine establishment, the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth.

Heck Josh, I thought you were going to tell us you were all out of juice!

...and enough with the sausages!

 

[DaBucs]

if i recalled Clark ordered more yesterday when he was on vapers.tv...so that will be one less wait day heeh

 

[Richu75]

Ohh. I forgot about the zotz. There wasn't one included in my anniversary pick [emoji35].

I'll remark my next order for some extra zotz!

 

[Josh V]

Heck Josh, I thought you were going to tell us you were all out of juice!

...and enough with the sausages!

This is me when I get home.

 

[Richu75]

I just gotta:

'Jokes about german sausages are the wurst!'

 

[DaBucs]

I just gotta:

'Jokes about german sausages are the wurst!'

What a Brat that is

 

[Snugglepooter]

(10 char)

 

[distortoblotto]

Free 15's for everyone! Yay!