One year, I'm going to give out toothbrushes (yeah, we had a dentist on our street.) I just want to see what it is like, the intense hatred of so many children at once.
Also, the toot brushes were not even GOOD.I still think that guy was a total
. Insert your swearword you want, he was ALL of them.
Oh well. poor husband was sent out with UNIICEF boxes ever year. His parent's were really "Churchy" but only for the kids.
I would have poisoned my parents for that (lightly) but I guess what you don't know, you don't know.
Sending your children off to Sunday school so you can have wild, loud sex is just poor FORM if you ask me. I would say it was all my FIL but I spent a week with my MIL (in my house) and it was... the worst. The very, very worst. She is lucky to be alive, but I have now matured. No thoughts of poisoning ANYTHING even the coconut macarons she carefully HERSELF paid for after I paid for our LUNCH and dude, they deserved some Arsenic if you ask me.
She and the husband sat there eating them, either obliviously or happily and like, the whole time I was like, "I HAPPEN TO ENJOY MACAROONS you jerks!" Man. They were total jerks.
The next day I drove a fair way out of my way to the grocery store which actually has good coconut macaroons like a 12 pack and I put it on the table with a note,"Macaroons for everyone!"
I was so happy when she left. Ecstatic almost. Even my husband got mad at her in the end, when she was like apologizing or something she was like, "I should never have had children." WHO says that. Even my mother never said that, thank God.. Because the message is kinda, like, "You should not exist.."
He took her hiking and pretended he was lost. She had a cane. I asked how long he let her believe it and he said, "Like five minutes." I was like, "You are a lot nicer than me, I woulda just LEFT here there. For a half hour. I would have been, "Mom, don't move, I'm gonna find the path.
OMG on my drive yesterday I saw a deer. Also,, two dead coyotes, HUNG up on a fence. What is that is that a coyote like, deterrent or something? Because I think coyotes eat anything including dead coyote. It was weird. Also a live one that made me happy. I told it food was waiting about 10 miles back. It was like, "Cool, cool."
Anan
Also, the toot brushes were not even GOOD.I still think that guy was a total
. Insert your swearword you want, he was ALL of them.Oh well. poor husband was sent out with UNIICEF boxes ever year. His parent's were really "Churchy" but only for the kids.
I would have poisoned my parents for that (lightly) but I guess what you don't know, you don't know.
Sending your children off to Sunday school so you can have wild, loud sex is just poor FORM if you ask me. I would say it was all my FIL but I spent a week with my MIL (in my house) and it was... the worst. The very, very worst. She is lucky to be alive, but I have now matured. No thoughts of poisoning ANYTHING even the coconut macarons she carefully HERSELF paid for after I paid for our LUNCH and dude, they deserved some Arsenic if you ask me.
She and the husband sat there eating them, either obliviously or happily and like, the whole time I was like, "I HAPPEN TO ENJOY MACAROONS you jerks!" Man. They were total jerks.
The next day I drove a fair way out of my way to the grocery store which actually has good coconut macaroons like a 12 pack and I put it on the table with a note,"Macaroons for everyone!"
I was so happy when she left. Ecstatic almost. Even my husband got mad at her in the end, when she was like apologizing or something she was like, "I should never have had children." WHO says that. Even my mother never said that, thank God.. Because the message is kinda, like, "You should not exist.."
He took her hiking and pretended he was lost. She had a cane. I asked how long he let her believe it and he said, "Like five minutes." I was like, "You are a lot nicer than me, I woulda just LEFT here there. For a half hour. I would have been, "Mom, don't move, I'm gonna find the path.
OMG on my drive yesterday I saw a deer. Also,, two dead coyotes, HUNG up on a fence. What is that is that a coyote like, deterrent or something? Because I think coyotes eat anything including dead coyote. It was weird. Also a live one that made me happy. I told it food was waiting about 10 miles back. It was like, "Cool, cool."
Anan
