Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2

stols001

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I'm not insulted! I was kidding! I don't even know what to say now! *I* feel terrible, man! LOL.

I don't offend easy. When people mess up my name and apologize I laugh and go "I really answer to anything, including censored, censored, censored, censored, my older brother trained me well." LOL. Anyway, we could just let this go that's what I'm gonna do, LOL.

My morning was like this, almost exactly, only I did not do the first three bubbles , only the last

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I was gonna set my alarm for 8, but I got distracted by the HUSBAND'S ALARM. I was like, "Unplug it, this should be totally easy...." So I looked behind the headboard for where he may have plugged it in, and I was just like "Oh, you Mother:censored:!" If there is ONE thing the husband does well, it's tangle up a bunch of cords that all lead to a central hub maybe in some other room, only he hides the cords and I LOOKED under the bed, then I CRAWLED under the bed, because I was l like, "I must make it not go off." Then I was like "It's past midnight this is NOT smart." So I unplugged it from the rear (sort of I think) and then I was like, "I bet that jerk has battery backups in there,." He did. Two double AAs so old they were all swollen and corroded, and it was HELL getting them out,.

The good news is It did not go off. The bad news is I forgot MY ALARM.

You KNOW I BET there are people who handle their lives gracefully like having to replace an alarm does not PHASE them, but I am not that person. I wish I was (frequently) but I'm just not..

The husband called me and our data was all messed up by like, the phone and my new phone. I'm glad he called because I have 7 gigs left on the jetpack and a jillion on my phone..

Oh well I found out we have an on call IT tech on weekends if I have to I will call and make them set me up a mobile hot spot (again.) They might say they can't but like, I refuse to get rid of an almost TWO week straight run of no late notes Etc,.

Good morning to all, especially the Gentleman Known as Topwater Elvis.
Anna
 

stols001

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IDK look at sharks. They seem perpetually bad tempered but maybe they are just constantly teething.

Also, people didn't used to live until 60. Perhaps we are evolving beyond our dna.

I don't know about you, I find that concept completely frightening. I mean, look what happened to the Dinosaurs, they were probably "evolving beyond their dna."

Or so Stephen Spielberg would have us believe. I am not sure he's a reliable source.

I'm just gonna forget that post happened teeth are a sore sport with me. It took 3 orthodontists in 2 different countries FIVE years to brace my teeth into submission (I had what looked like to be a human claw of teeth, reaching out of my mouth) and every time like, I complained because the new orthodontist had to "start over" well my parents would be like, "Just wait until you are a grown up."

Yeeh yeah, just wait until I could get ALL my teeth removed and jaw bones shaved for early onset dentures thanks to Lithium. LOL. Had I known, I am sure I just literally COULD not have waited and perhaps found a convenient source of lead poisoning.

Anna
 

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That is the ANGRIEST goat I have ever seen. It would knock you down and have its way with you in a HOT minute. Whoever created that scenario is Living Dangeriously but I think you may all know my stance on goats now: I do not like them one BIT,

I almost picked up this wandering around trying to get itself killed dog at Walmart. I was like,"I have dog food at home and it seems nice...."

Then I was like, "Anna are you really going to Uber this dog.... FOR FREE? Invite a perfect stranger into your vehicle with you and for all you know it has rabies and it bites you in the neck,"

I did call animal control, but I was mildly tempted.. Only all my fatigue from organizing stopped me. I am TIRED.

It wasn't even a cute dog, but that's not the POINT. Something about it made me feel we might be a personality fit.

Anna
 

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