Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2

[AstroTurf]

Make me an offer @Kn0ttYFive and as long as it doesn't involve child sacrifice or like, animal congress.... if it had some logic behind it, I might.

I sort of think the bowling shoes DO they also appear to have life extension properties. It has been my experience that when I have (ill advisedly) agreed to go bowling with ANYONE well the shoes are from 1578, and also, it really sucks if you don't know what you are about and you get a bowling ball that is JUST large enough to allow your thumb to enter it, and not come out.

That is a much worse problem than having it fall off the back of your hand during your back "swing" (for you, not the people behind you) and while I have "adjusted" to some of the people running the "alley" (and that's a good name for it if you ask me) coming out and saying "We would enjoy it if you scored above zero points" and putting the bumpers up, well, it is much MORE embarrassing when they bring you the aim ramp and say "We will all be safer" (The one they give to the five year old.)

I am a hotshot a pool but only when drunk, and I get better the drunker I am so I have inadvertently occasionally been threatened by folks who want to bet me money after "buying me a beer" and a few beers in I have to be accused of "sharking them" and that's no fun because then you either got to restitute in the alley behind the pool "hall" a much nicer name for it I should note, but it's ALSO not the greatest "hall of them all" or put the money on the table and just... flee.

State dependent learning sucks because if I could do all that drunk imagine I the money I could make SOBER.

Okay that came out, uh, not sounding so good for me. I may have to expand my diseases..

Actually it appears my temp has fallen so maybe that's good. I still hate steroids but I do feel better than oh when this mess started.

But so yeah, knowing my "limits" so to speak... make me an offer.

Anna

well alrighty then...

can handle a big stick, check

plays with balls even better when drunk, check

can restitute in the bowling alley behind the bar, check check check!!!

make me an offer you say?!?

ok, im thinkin!!! im thinkin!!!

LOLz

ps i almost forgot... likes a tight thumb hole... wowsa!!!

 

[Boudica]

IDK how accurate it is. The east cost wave is accurate I think, only is a rarity in the wild, mostly you get the blank stare.

However, if you are finding a need to somehow express a hello without mumbling through a mask well, here you go. I would use namaste but NAMASTE is Holy Jesus the WORST thing about yoga class. If I taught one it would def not be included.

I mean look at her.... pure cheese.

Good morning, and all that, I mean "Namaste good people of earth."
Anna

Nothing about that last sentence do I believe, at least not all COMBINED together but too late now....

Ha Ha, the NZSL (New Zealand Sign Language) looks accurate, NZSL is an official language here.
Glad to see you had lots of tests Anna, all the best with health AND job seeking, hang in there

 

[stols001]

I'm not sure what happened last night. I was up til 3. FUUU I hate steroid psychosis.

I think I might have smoked a spliff last night but ONLY because I was like, "Anna, you can't keep just you know, taking Ambien there is an UPPER limit on that. I don't really remember if it was just a thought or an action, but I remember falling asleep.

I'm not super stressed it will be out of my system by Monday but DUUUDE. Well, something worked. I took both of my steroids this a.m. instead of splitting them up and I may not be able to take the full course.

Also, not feeling REAL prepared for my 8 am interview on Monday.

I broke (or inserted the battery wrong in the thermometer) but perhaps NOW it is time to guided by my symptoms. The thermometer thing, it becomes like weighing yourself daily. The husband was less mad than at 3 when I woke him, but most people are. He saw what happened to the living room (yeah I don't know either) he was like "It was apparent you were having a hard time."

He did not say anything about a spliff mess left behind but like, I am quite sure I would NOT have cleaned up any resulting "rolling" (yeah I call it that but it isn't really) mess behind so I will chalk it up to my imagination. He was nicer this morning than at 3 am but most people are I guess.

Anna

He was like "We can get through this," and I was like, "IDK I may have to stop at some point really....

Oh if I did smoke one, I am fairly sure it was fantastic..... So false memory or NOT, good idea I say.

 

[AstroTurf]

I'm not sure what happened last night. I was up til 3. FUUU I hate steroid psychosis.

I think I might have smoked a spliff last night but ONLY because I was like, "Anna, you can't keep just you know, taking Ambien there is an UPPER limit on that. I don't really remember if it was just a thought or an action, but I remember falling asleep.

I'm not super stressed it will be out of my system by Monday but DUUUDE. Well, something worked. I took both of my steroids this a.m. instead of splitting them up and I may not be able to take the full course.

Also, not feeling REAL prepared for my 8 am interview on Monday.

I broke (or inserted the battery wrong in the thermometer) but perhaps NOW it is time to guided by my symptoms. The thermometer thing, it becomes like weighing yourself daily. The husband was less mad than at 3 when I woke him, but most people are. He saw what happened to the living room (yeah I don't know either) he was like "It was apparent you were having a hard time."

He did not say anything about a spliff mess left behind but like, I am quite sure I would NOT have cleaned up any resulting "rolling" (yeah I call it that but it isn't really) mess behind so I will chalk it up to my imagination. He was nicer this morning than at 3 am but most people are I guess.

Anna

He was like "We can get through this," and I was like, "IDK I may have to stop at some point really....

Oh if I did smoke one, I am fairly sure it was fantastic..... So false memory or NOT, good idea I say.

w0w, is you broken?!?

 

[stols001]

make me an offer you say?!?

I did not say that. I specified that @Kn0ttYFive has to make me an offer. If you are the offer and it's not child sacrifice or animal congress (those pics weren't looking good for you when it came to animal congress though....) I would be forced to consider it. LOL. It is all up to the Knot, and what health proposal is made.

No I'm not broken actually I feel pretty good. I did sleep 8 hours, just the wrong ones.

Anna

 

[AstroTurf]

I did not say that. I specified that @Kn0ttYFive has to make me an offer. If you are the offer and it's not child sacrifice or animal congress (those pics weren't looking good for you when it came to animal congress though....) I would be forced to consider it. LOL. It is all up to the Knot, and what health proposal is made.

No I'm not broken actually I feel pretty good. I did sleep 8 hours, just the wrong ones.

Anna

Just hope no prospective employers read this forum!!!

 

[Kn0ttYFive]

I'd eat your cake Kn0tty...

 

[Kn0ttYFive]

Ha Ha, the NZSL (New Zealand Sign Language) looks accurate,

Hi Booo!
Welcome to my thread!

Did you bring weapons?
If not, we have a storage shed out back, @FringeChief68 can help you sign one out. We have limited stock, choose wisely.

 

[Kn0ttYFive]

Make me an offer @Kn0ttYFive and as long as it doesn't involve child sacrifice or like, animal congress.... if it had some logic behind it, I might.

But so yeah, knowing my "limits" so to speak... make me an offer.

Anna

You're in the wrong thread for Logic my dear.

My offer:
Your immune system and vital organs are seriously compromise. Stop vaping, (if you are still doing that) your lungs don't need any added aggravation. Rest and get comfortable as best you can. Drink warm liquids, and if you have access to water pills take those with a potassium. I hope and wish you a full recovery.

 

[AstroTurf]

You're in the wrong thread for Logic my dear.

My offer:
Your immune system and vital organs are seriously compromise. Stop vaping, (if you are still doing that) your lungs don't need any added aggravation. Rest and get comfortable as best you can. Drink warm liquids, and if you have access to water pills take those with a potassium. I hope and wish you a full recovery.

does this mean she cant smoke anymore spliffs?

 

[stols001]

I still don't know if I did.... @Kn0ttYFive I am mostly doing that. I actually asked the ER doc about vaping and after listening to my smoking history he told me to keep vaping as it would be "healthier for me." I am trying to go mouth to nose and not inhale.

I wish they had "sanitoriums" still. I do. I wish I had someone to cater to mah needs and orderlies at my beck and call. The husband is pretty good, but I feel (he probably feels) he could use some assistance.

Why potassium and water pills sound pretty unhealthy to me, dude. I am not that swole up to risk the side effects of like, all that. I actually think a spliff might be HEALTHIER.

If water pills made me sleep though I'd take a bunch at bedtime....

I am taking Miralax but that is for a totally SEPERATE um, steroid issue. I think it's a diuretic so maybe that can make me feel unhealthier. Cool.

I also mention the Miralax for "Astro" as he's getting a bit hopeful for your more insane answers, not the sane ones. LOL.

My most daring funny pic search ever, "Banging a constipated chick" yielded some good results.

Also THIS popped up, and I include it because well, it's how I felt at 3 am last night.

We have bananas I guess I could eat one. GOD THAT PIC IS DISTURBING.

Anna

 

[ENAUD]

Anna, here's a water pill for ya'.

 

[Kn0ttYFive]

That ER doc is an idiot, or u don't actually have Covid.. There is no way a doc would advise anyone with that vicious virus to inhale anything.

 

[stols001]

MOUTH to NOSE. I am not inhaling it. I am also taking many snus breaks, dude. Relax. He seemed perfectly competent to me and he said I was heading out of it, he just did not want me to develop pneumonia he just said don't smoke, do what you have to.

I agreed. I'm really kinda hoping the spill was my imagination. Sometimes I can imagine things so vividly it's like they actually happened. Which is why my new plan is to get into bed with the husband at a reasonable hour, maybe take an extra Ambien UP front and like have beverages, food, vape whatever I need and NOT GET UP OR TURN ON A LIGHT. If I like want to get up I will practice that stuff they tell you to do with cancer where you boost your immune system. I find it really boring (But I am also initiated formally, in to TM, so I could do that too, also sleep inducing.)

I did not expect it to hit so FAST. Man I managed to demolish my bed completely. like down to the MATTRESS.

Anna

 

[stols001]

It worked. I passed out like a little baby.

None of these would make me melt. And when the husband told me I was a superhero in his lucid dreams and killed monsters by going "invisible" and then diving through their innards I was slightly frightened. I mentioned if they were LUCID dreams maybe we could like visit Hawaii or something but he started talking about "responsibilities" and I was like, a) "I am so glad I don't remember my dreams and b) Maybe I should sleep on the couch forever.

Anna

 

[Frenchfry1942]

I do the same with the Mouth to Nose technique. It is like drinking through a straw...casually. My doctor also said, "good".

And my tests were slowly showing changes.

 

[stols001]

I think you could probably just VAPE dude, but I am trying to be extra cautious.

GAH. The doc like, gave me scripts for two different steroid inhalers, because he said they were "similar" and one is like 70 bucks and the other is 5 but that varies by insurance and etc. I have always gotten the other one before, but like, this one is NOT remotely similar. First of all I had to give it to the husband because (even after reading the instructions 3 times I was ENTIRELY unsure how it worked.)

I am glad I did because it was apparently very fervent about rinsing your mouth thoroughly AND gargling multiple times. I did that because the husband said it said it was important. Finally though I was like, "WHY? Does it stain your teeth or something?" I looked and it can give you oral THRUSH. Can you imagine the joy of that with DENTURES? I can't. It would mess up my "Biomes" despite my free range carrots that regenerate. (Removed, Forum Rules - knock it off)
Seriously though would you know what to do with THIS? I'm sorry but it is UNNECESSARILY complicated.

Designed to give you oral thrush more like.

Oh well it seems to be working.
Anna

 

[Frenchfry1942]

I did it from Day 1. I don't think my throat could handle much. Why try, I like what I have.

 

[stols001]

I slept okay again but it required ONE more Ambien. That's not good but I can start decreasing as there is not so much for me to do left. Really. At least for a bit. I woke at 6 so I feel like "Yuk."

My interview was a tad unimpressive on my part, I feel. That's okay it's a job I am not so sure I want to do, dude.

So I accepted:
West Virginia State Motto
"Montani Semper Liberi" (Official)
The West Virginia state motto is a Latin motto and in English it means "Mountaineers Are Always Free".

I can deal with mountains trees and freedom, dude. So, yeah, still trying to get a straight answer about my current HR. I am SO FREAKING GLAD I am not there currently. Dude. They are now locking the BATHROOMS and like you have to go find the hall monitor to get the key. Like uh, really that's..... well it is creative alright. The designated hall monitor is like not around much either.

I am envisioning my coworkers like, ...... in the garden or behind tress.

God, I cannot wait to leave AZ but also glad I still have time to recover.

Oh but I REALLY want to say, last night I asked the husband if we could PLEASE like ,just go to Hawaii in his dreams and he said, "Oh we've been there." I was like WTH WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME DID WE LOUNGE ON THE BEACH?"
He was like, "No but we entered some active volcanoes." I was like, "What is WRONG with you?" He was like, "No it's all you. You always want to do the dangerous stuff even though I discourage it." I think he's just Fing with me now.

Then I asked him to teach me to fight so I can kill a grown man. He said he didn't know if he could he started as a youth. I was like, "A grown female is pretty similar to like, a prepubescent boy. I bet you could." Then he went off about learning how to kick on a wobbly balcony with a t2 foot fall and how he broke his ankle." I was like ,"Dude, you don't try to stick that landing, you roll, 12 feet is plenty of time to curl up and shoulder down." He was like, "Yeah I learned the hard way." I was like, I have fallen (or jumped) farther than that I bet I'd be fine. I am practically an advanced student teach me how to kill a grown man."

He was like, "You have scars, you get injured." I was like, "Oh, that's just your mental self injury going. I could so learn to kill a grown man without injuries or scars and mine go AWAY dude, apparently, even the ones on my LUNGS. TEACH ME!!!"

Yeah I fell asleep somewhere in there. I feel GOOD about like, knowing where I shall land on this planet and it is far, far from AZ. I still want to learn. It's so unfair, I feel ill equipped compared to the husband.
Anna

Anna

Anna

 

[Kn0ttYFive]

Nobody cares, vaping cats are stupid.