Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2

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NOBODY NEEDS TOILET PAPER I'm SORRY BUT IT IS NOT ESSENTIAL. Nice to have, perhaps, but I SWEAR IF I could MAGIC away ONE item for a month, just to see society's downfall, it would be TP!!! JUST to see what happened and the nervous breakdowns. And perhaps more people would subscribe to the newspaper and that would be GOOD.

When it comes to disappearing JUST ONE person, that's tough. I want Joe Biden to remain he is another WEAK Democrat president. You let the president develop Alzheimer's DURING his reign you don't elect him BEFOREHAND, that' insane.

IDK Nancy Pelosi is pretty darn irritating but ultimately harmless I think. It's a toss up between Hillary and Obama Obama is JUST such a TOOL. I mean I'm sorry but he was the biggest tool of all the presidents of ALL time and YES I was alive for Herbert and he was more of a wraith though.

I just would like to put Obama In a box, Khan style is it? Send him away in a temporal vortex. Because he is STILL so pleased with himself and fighting the good fight. Yeah he needs to go.

Nome of this is politics because it is ALL fictional.

God, I hope. I'd hate, I mean LOVE to have temporal vortex powers. I would immediately be captured and taken to Area 56 and put in some sort of lead box or something where I could not use my POWERS.

Anna
 
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You got it, gnees. I am so sick of 'new normal' I could puke. If anyone wants to live in the new normal then move to Seattle, they'll love it.
oh. i don know...

a half dozen water-cannons oughta make short work of their paradise!!!

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No water cannons for me, if the citizens like it and vote for those who will implement it then I say, "Go for it".
it aint bin put to a vote yet?!?

i say lets water the flowers!!!
 

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My sister lives in Seattle. She says the protests are "peaceful but inspiring although riot police did have to come to a mall." She also allowed MY 13 year old niece to GO with a FRIEND to peacefully protest. This left me speechless I have yet to answer that text. I can't think of anything to say besides, "OH GOD."

So I'm also tempted to tell my wacky blue sister to LET the kid go as MUCH as she wants because she is sweet, smart, but also sort of gullible. She would get turned into a communist terrorist in no time flat, I MEAN.

Then, I could deprogram her and that would be AWESOME. I have always wanted to do that and have read several books on the topic. I am READY.

Because nothing my sis has said about it so far gives me any confidence she will change her mind about the inspiring peaceful protesting, if she is too dumb to think about the zone, and Antifa being a terrorist group I mean I surely HOPE my niece did not go There.

The only other text I can possibly imagine sending is: "You are the worst parent in the WORLD."

If my nephew went protesting I would have no qualms at all (he's 10) but that child has a strong mind, he has the streak of crazy that runs through our family. He would take down the autonomous zone in no time and blow U P Antifa. But, the kid is smart. Then my sis would freak and I would call that kid and say "HIGH FIVE DUDE ALL THE WAY FROM HERE." I love my nephew whenever we visit we spent time on dastardly acts. My sister would put him back I therapy. He has already BEEN to therapy, but well, if you have the streak of crazy that runs through my family, you kind of need it to learn to like, get along in society.

I have it (obviously) my kid had it and well, the kid was complaining about therapy one time and I was lust like, "Kid you don't have to love it, you don't have to AGREE even you jus need to learn this stuff and how to apply it to your life so you don't wind up in jail." Then I gave him some of my Goodwill "Smash against the cinder block wall": plates. But I STILL made him go.
heh.

Also, I thought my sis was the sane one in the family but I am rethinking that decision.

Anna
 
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And 144 days to the election, I am purchasing popcorn and beer.

I'ma save my snacks for Netflix.
The whole system is corrupt on so many levels., we all know it. For that reason
I am not that into the politics, and don't really care either way. It's gonna do what it's gonna do despite our false sense of entitlement.

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I'ma save my snacks for Netflix.
The whole system is corrupt on so many levels., we all know it. For that reason
I am not that into the politics, and don't really care either way. It's gonna do what it's gonna do despite our false sense of entitlement.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I would change your first sentence in this way, "The whole system is corrupt on every level.
 

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You know, I did a funny pics search "Creative ways to torture your spouse." I found this, and it made me feel good that a) I am not alone in my feelings and b) these feelings have been around for a LONG time.

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BUT, everything else was "Creative ways to tell your husband you are pregnant!" and they were cute, and funny and sweet (I mean not to ME, but generally to a normal person in a good mood.)

Then, I was like, "YOU DO NOT need creative ways tot tell your husband you are pregnant. You simply say to him, "I am pregnant" and he has ah, plenty to creatively chew on for a LONG time.. He does not need "to view the stick" he doesn't need a cute card, or a fake jail pic (although this IS IN FACT what pregnancy's like for like 18 years AND the rest of your life, it's kinda just like PRISON you have this imperious warden where like they dictate stuff at you like "GET ME THE NEXT VIDEO GAME SYSTEM OR YOU WILL BE PUNISHED!" and you have to keep the warden happy enough while you attempt to instill morals in it but we all know what hardened JAIL WARDENS are like. They suck is what they are like. Oh, you can use behavioral shaping principles but the warden STILL has the nightstick.

And then I was like, "Oooh I think I get it, there are all torture the spouse these bun in the oven pics..

Anna
 

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