Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2
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Horses taste like bitter tears and deep sadness.
When we lived in France, my love of horses began. Why? I have no clue. But I LOVED horses in the way only a middle school girl can. I was plotting to get my horse (I was taking riding lessons.)
We ate this one time at a high end French restaurant. Someone ordered it. I forget who now, but it's all the SAME in this story. Said person gave me some to eat by tricking me, and then informed me I had eaten horse. (This sounds like my older brother but I don't want to point unnecessary fingers.)
I cried. No one consoled me. Like, they all LAUGHED..
There have been times when (not gonna lie) I have wondered what a member of my FAMILY would taste like and this is one of those times.
I am afraid the emotional trauma has wiped out any memory of the taste. To be fair I would not eat donkey, either, probably.
All the equine family is too cute.
Zebras included although I hear they are super mean.
Anna
When we lived in France, my love of horses began. Why? I have no clue. But I LOVED horses in the way only a middle school girl can. I was plotting to get my horse (I was taking riding lessons.)
We ate this one time at a high end French restaurant. Someone ordered it. I forget who now, but it's all the SAME in this story. Said person gave me some to eat by tricking me, and then informed me I had eaten horse. (This sounds like my older brother but I don't want to point unnecessary fingers.)
I cried. No one consoled me. Like, they all LAUGHED..
There have been times when (not gonna lie) I have wondered what a member of my FAMILY would taste like and this is one of those times.
I am afraid the emotional trauma has wiped out any memory of the taste. To be fair I would not eat donkey, either, probably.
All the equine family is too cute.
Zebras included although I hear they are super mean.
Anna
Rant time....
Why do cell providers have to be such dumb asses?????
All I wanted to do was add a little more data and after 3 hours!!!!! I told at to stock it where the sun doesn't shine.
The I went to Version. Happy so far until Verizon does something stupid.
What is so damn hard about upgrading your phone plan? Seems to me they'd happy to get more money outa me. But since they can't understand plain English they lost me as a customer.
Why do cell providers have to be such dumb asses?????
All I wanted to do was add a little more data and after 3 hours!!!!! I told at to stock it where the sun doesn't shine.
The I went to Version. Happy so far until Verizon does something stupid.
What is so damn hard about upgrading your phone plan? Seems to me they'd happy to get more money outa me. But since they can't understand plain English they lost me as a customer.
They are total not really nice people that is for sure. The "unlimited plans" are all very nice until like, you read the fine print and your internet life goes into slo mo like you are caught inside a black hole or something (I hear that slows down time.) They are also black holes of money.
The internet in Douglas is TERRIBLE. We use phone data for everything (luckily I enjoy reducing the resolution on my monitors when watching TV shows to like 1980s levels. If I want to live life in HD, I can always go to Walmart. PLENTY there to see.
If I want to notice actors pay MUCH more than me to also look ugly, it's just depressing. You know.
Also, Verizon's weird, every now and then it sends me a "you are roaming to Mexico" data box, and when I decline the service (WHICH YOU TOTALLY SHOULD DO) well, I start it up again and it's fine.
I hate them. Even Verizon sucks out here.
The Japanese are laughing at us with their 5 or is it 6 now G. Past a certain point I don't care about speed but like I do not like entering the black hole of doom. I think we finally got it figure out.
DO NOT use a Roku, especially the latest version, which updates every 10 seconds and also the remote sucks so bad, you have to use your phone which disconnects and connects constantly. We found that one out the hard way.
It pays to threaten them every now and then if you are a "super user" type but they know they have you in their noose.
Not that I am pro cable really either.
Anna
The internet in Douglas is TERRIBLE. We use phone data for everything (luckily I enjoy reducing the resolution on my monitors when watching TV shows to like 1980s levels. If I want to live life in HD, I can always go to Walmart. PLENTY there to see.
If I want to notice actors pay MUCH more than me to also look ugly, it's just depressing. You know.
Also, Verizon's weird, every now and then it sends me a "you are roaming to Mexico" data box, and when I decline the service (WHICH YOU TOTALLY SHOULD DO) well, I start it up again and it's fine.
I hate them. Even Verizon sucks out here.
The Japanese are laughing at us with their 5 or is it 6 now G. Past a certain point I don't care about speed but like I do not like entering the black hole of doom. I think we finally got it figure out.
DO NOT use a Roku, especially the latest version, which updates every 10 seconds and also the remote sucks so bad, you have to use your phone which disconnects and connects constantly. We found that one out the hard way.
It pays to threaten them every now and then if you are a "super user" type but they know they have you in their noose.
Not that I am pro cable really either.
Anna
Can't wait for Thanksgiving. One of my favorite holidays.
I mean, besides the great food, and a 4-day weekend, theres....
THE PARADE!!
The FESTIVE decorations!
The special holiday RECIPES!!
I mean, besides the great food, and a 4-day weekend, theres....
THE PARADE!!
The FESTIVE decorations!
The special holiday RECIPES!!
I kind of want to hang this in my office, but I am also essentially being paid to give people advice. I had an early supervisor tell me that because I really was having a hard time telling people what I knew they should do. She listed the fact I had Master's degree, plus a kid, plus personal problems (yeah new supervisors, if they are good, invite you to tell them that stuff) and told me I was failing my clients by being hesitant.
Course, you can also take this too far.
Anna
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