Every now and then, I like to put in something weird in my funny pics search. This am it was "Funny pics gunk dada too much stuff in your weekend."
I win again.
Anna
I win again.
Anna
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Yeah, it's usually not the chick that has the heart attack though. I guess if she were fat enough. It's a possibility.
LOL.
I WORRY about that occasionally! And it's because my husband was intermittently pursued by like, a chick who was BANGING his AA sponsor and HE DID DIE of a heart attack. He knew he was gonna, and he didn't tell anyone because like, well he was a jerk I guess.
In any case then she sniffed around my husband for a bit and he was like fine, "You want to date, let's date." And she was like, "I'm too traumatized and etc." and he was like, "I am not a pot of water you put on the back burner on the stove." He decided not to hang out with her anymore.
She left for a few years, and on her return, like, started sniffing around the husband AGAIN! It was the "someone else wants him, so I must have him syndrome." She sent him this emotional email, and was like, "I would LOVE to spend some time with you,."
The husband came to me all confused and consternated and was like, "What do I do?"
I was so smart even then. I was like, "You (censored) IGNOORE it is what you do. Do NOT respond."
So the problem was extinguished. I had a hard time feeling sorry for that chick really but I probably SHOULD. I have asked the husband to collapse on me in various to see if I can worm my way out.
The answer is: "maybe most of the time, if I"m lucky."
He's like 55 I am totally close to banging a 60 year old! Maybe it's time to put the cellphone within permanent reach of the bed or something.
Anna
LOL.
I WORRY about that occasionally! And it's because my husband was intermittently pursued by like, a chick who was BANGING his AA sponsor and HE DID DIE of a heart attack. He knew he was gonna, and he didn't tell anyone because like, well he was a jerk I guess.
In any case then she sniffed around my husband for a bit and he was like fine, "You want to date, let's date." And she was like, "I'm too traumatized and etc." and he was like, "I am not a pot of water you put on the back burner on the stove." He decided not to hang out with her anymore.
She left for a few years, and on her return, like, started sniffing around the husband AGAIN! It was the "someone else wants him, so I must have him syndrome." She sent him this emotional email, and was like, "I would LOVE to spend some time with you,."
The husband came to me all confused and consternated and was like, "What do I do?"
I was so smart even then. I was like, "You (censored) IGNOORE it is what you do. Do NOT respond."
So the problem was extinguished. I had a hard time feeling sorry for that chick really but I probably SHOULD. I have asked the husband to collapse on me in various to see if I can worm my way out.
The answer is: "maybe most of the time, if I"m lucky."
He's like 55 I am totally close to banging a 60 year old! Maybe it's time to put the cellphone within permanent reach of the bed or something.
Anna
Every now and then?
Funny pics search: "You won the internet." It's not that I am SUCH a winner (I mean, sometimes) but I have been curious.
NOW I KNOW:
Anna
NOW I KNOW:
Anna
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