Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2

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I bet you anything this is a hospital. Or, you know, a whorehouse.

Either way, I called out sick today and I WAS sick but man... IDK.

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Hehe so true. Feeling slightly better on day 2 and it's Mucinex and asthma inhaler time. I slept on the couch but it worked out. Sorta. After coffee, I shall bathe. The very next time I need to get up, which will likely be to pee.

I am so glad I like feel mostly better, but it could be the Nyquil too . I'm good with that. Plus, I found abx. Not gonna take them because I don't think I need them, but sometimes it is good to have them. Oh yeah, yeah yeah you are SUPOSED to figure out what you have and then take the RIGHT abx but a) not gonna take them yet and b) Web MD is rather helpful for that, honestly. If not, well, we have telemedicine through our work. I think some doctors just consult that like thing you made in 3rd grade that was all foldy and you had to ask it questions, then do this uncomplicated finger dance, and you could ask it questions like, "Who will I marry" and when you unfold the tab it says, "Quinoline antibiotics today."

Seriously, I think I just got a cold and it's getting better with "supportive care." That phrase has been showing up in my notes a lot lately so I think I know how to do it right, now.

Also, because it was in my search and also still true (but not quite as much because people have gotten used to saying. "I don't want to hear about that."
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My sister was complaining to my BIL about having to go to CrossFit at 8 am the next day one time, and he said, "I'm sorry... that sounds like a YOU problem, not an US problem."

She said she really had no response. Still bandied about our households from time to time. LOL.
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Oh I'm totes fine with my 2.5 B cups.

I will admit, the first wedding, I was like NO WE are not doing it PREGGO are you MAD? I'm not getting an inflatable wedding dress because I am growing an inch a week. We did it during the breastfeeding phase, where my waste had deflated and I had lovely C cups.

I miss those cups and kind of wondered if you could pump FOREVER, but I wasn't willing to commit.

For some reason I looked a LOT like Lucille ball at my first wedding. People noticed. Maybe I was projecting my humorous nature about the upcoming divorce and all the kid stuff. I think it was the make up artist, personally.

Them they shriveled up into A cups (they do that, it is nature's way of telling you to have more kids, I think) but then that got normal, so are my boobs, and the husband is a .... man anyway (thankfully.)

LOL he told me the first thing he noticed about me besides my psych hospital eyes (staring back into realms of total light and utter blackness, they do that for a while, it's a PITA as it happens, you are always Reality Testing) was my ......

Good for him, I say. My .... is excellent and is probably one of the least aging things upon me.

So maybe we should be talking about perfect melons. LOL.

Not mine. Generally..

I don't want to do yoga but it is so good for MY .....

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I think some doctors just consult that like thing you made in 3rd grade that was all foldy and you had to ask it questions, then do this uncomplicated finger dance, and you could ask it questions like, "Who will I marry" and when you unfold the tab it says, "Quinoline antibiotics today."

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