Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2

stols001

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a woman of impeccable taste and refinement.

That's so sweet, l was thinking more along the lines of 95 to life.... heh.

Anna

No pics still my week has been the kind of week where I am like "Anna,, you EXIST to make the people of the world feel BBTTER about themselves." I will shave but I am still typing wonky.

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That's so sweet, l was thinking more along the lines of 95 to life.... heh.

Anna

No pics still my week has been the kind of week where I am like "Anna,, you EXIST to make the people of the world feel BBTTER about themselves." I will shave but I am still typing wonky.

Anna
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SHARE I was gonna say. SHARE..

Now I don't feel like it, even thought the story ends with me choking quietly on my office chair on an ibuprofen ...... onto the carpet (THEY DO NOT INFORM YOU THIS MAY HAPPEN IN FIRST AID. Maybe like, they are afraid you won't help the Heimlich needing person but they should TELL YOU DAMN IT, if you start with a full bladder, it is not always going to remain that way.) But yeah thinking, "Should I be humiliated/embarrassed? Terrified? Just sit here and die? All of the above?" But like now I can't because wonky shaving sounds so much better. LOL.

I ended up (dizzy) well my life flashed before my eyes including LABOR and I like remembered I could Heimlich myself on the back of my chair.

I still needed hazard cleanup... And they made me file an INCIDENT report though.. Risk management lady gets those. She's probably rounding up police dogs to go sniff my carpet in my office, which HAS been cleaned.

If she finds anything, I will very much look forward to saying to her, "I TAKE ADDERRALL you ANOREXIC C:censored:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And I will use those EXACT words, once you've peed on your work carpet during business hours, there comes this sense of.... nothing left to lose. LOL.

I may have the only Incident report that contains the sentence "Unfortunately, my bladder voided."

I MEAN COME ON. It is, however, some of the most concise, professional, tightly worded business writing I have EVER completed. My thoughts were, "Anna, you are writing about ...... YOURSELF and your office, you BETTER make it GOOD."

There is not an extra consonant or vowel to be had.

Anna
 
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I have decided the above is my favorite FP search like, EVER, I mean... When you consider.

Like, some actor would be starting his soliloquy (oh, I am have seen it done ALL sorts of ways) and then someone leads a donkey out and says "Spring my A** "

I would pay double to see that play especially if it was a prank and the actor was like, unprepared.

adlibbing Shakespeare is not that easy.

I mean you could go, "Here is my glorious a** made SPRING" or something but the donkey would then poop on stage and well...

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Outcome of tragic henna tine. I can't wax (apparently) but I am good at hair..

I bet someday.. I get hit on. I forget what that is like,. but rest assured, I WILL report back. LOL.View attachment 868537
dijjado the carpet too?!?

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By the time a guy gets to see my "carpet" he will know the deep essentials of my life (and more) including like, the fact that the hair color is not natural. He will not be expecting the carpet to be red because frankly, to be sort of blunt, as long as there are no horrific deformities what my "carpet area" can do is WAY more interesting than what color it is.

hehehehehehhhehehh funny coz it's true. I have seen waxy porn stars bouncing their fake boobs as they rise and fall with their immaculately crafted and sometimes surgicalized vagina and go.... . WHY the hell does everyone look so damn BORED.

I would rather watch Ken and Barbie go at it, frankly

Which would make for a cool dystopian novel actually.. IF the majority of like the populace say 50.000000012% voted everyone's consciousness into Ken and Barbie dolls.... What on EARTH would happen next?

I cannot wait to retire to find out.

Anna
 

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