Um, I rarely suggest tighty whities, but this post makes me wonder.... You are not like supposed to let things sting you "down there." Throbbing seems completely NORMAL if you ask me.
I mean... I got bit by brown recluses twice on mah FACE and I still could muster up some gratitude as I read the symptoms and like um, scurried off to my local urgent care. The second time I was like, "I could have dimples, but then I'd need to get stung on the other cheek again dood." I didn't wind up with scarring but I showed up and said, "GIVE ME ALL THE DRUGS NOW AND FAST." LOL.
That was my first fateful "raid" the house in and out experience. The first time I did it I twitched all over but I learned to be more judicious and use better protection....
Damn it now I am reading every word in this POST AS IF it were a double entendre.
But after the two brown recluse bites I'd had it, I sat on the couch after my lukewarm bath which they tell you to do after ah, over exposure, and was like, even if I get a wee bit of nerve damage too, it's worth it. I found the stupid recluse nest right next to my bed behind the fainting couch, it was really hard to see.
OH I blame the husband honestly a) it should be his job and b) We had these god awaful looking screen bar things on the house that blocked ALL the light and I wanted them taken down but he was like, "They are energy saving and well, good for safety." I was like DOOD anyone could saw through our walls lickety split. YOU are just lazy. And I hate the light in here and since you spend half your time outdoors.....
Yeah I am still our uh, pest control service you can't trust someone else not to do it but like, meh, I will say this, I do love me some open space but in this habitat it comes with a price.
Should that be eternal puberty like I've heard there are worse things but also better for a guy..,.. Although I have also wondered about nudist colonies and how you handle that issue? The polite ignore? Pistols at dawn? To me it sort of seems like a) all the time I'd save on clothing I would have to spend on razors and hair removal products and b) I REALLY think this is my biggest "obstacle to even mental success" at the colony experience.
Gosh even though there are those goofy writers who go and do it (David Sedaris did once I think?) they all just delicately SKIRT the possibility as if it did not EXIST?
I should just do an internet search, a specific one like: "What happens at the nudist colony if your partner has to wear TWO hats for a moment, and you are like feeling a bit Loretta ish about it?
Anna
ETA: Last sentence of my first google it was a very specific answer: BTW, you will have to wait to visit a nudist park, club, or resort till after you're 18 unless a parent or guardian accompanies you.
