Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2
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Quarantine fun:
Without question, I am inspired.
And Now: Inspirational Quotewatch out ladies, guys. tree squirrels...
From Jaden Smith.
That would be a super fun baby shower gift.
TRUE story! One of my friends actually gave me a baby shower gift of a book called, "My Daddy went to Prison." It was like super informative for little kids, like what to expect and whatnot. It ended on a grim note, "Now, I can go. But Daddy must stay. I might visit another day."
I never had to use it for my actual kid but as Social Worker later well, it came in useful.
I had the kind of baby shower you don't talk about until you meet someone else in al-Anon who had the same thing happen and then you BOND FOREVER.
OMG there was AWFUL loud sounds being made. First, I thought it was the dog, then I was like "IT is going to kill me!" I thought it was a giant scorpion or something, it was like.... scrabbling.
I yelled for the husband and it was a fly stuck up against the window fans. Holy crud.
I'm telling you this is like the squirrel incident, it proves I am not built for survival. I would have sat here FOREER (I am barefoot) until the fly DIED or something.
But yes the baby shower, the squirrel and now the FLY!!!! I am not fit for this existence either although I WILL remark until the husband climbed on a chair to investigate he had that "giant scorpion look too" it was UNUSUALLY loud there had to be some magnification or something.
At first I was SURE it was the dog, I was all ,"Willis, come here" and then I freaked I was like, I am CALLING to the giant scorpion.
I did not mention yet I don't think the husband is going to Tucson tomorrow so GOOD LUCK ME. I guess.
This whole post is a mess of GIANT embarrassment. Fuuuu
!!!
Anna
TRUE story! One of my friends actually gave me a baby shower gift of a book called, "My Daddy went to Prison." It was like super informative for little kids, like what to expect and whatnot. It ended on a grim note, "Now, I can go. But Daddy must stay. I might visit another day."
I never had to use it for my actual kid but as Social Worker later well, it came in useful.
I had the kind of baby shower you don't talk about until you meet someone else in al-Anon who had the same thing happen and then you BOND FOREVER.
OMG there was AWFUL loud sounds being made. First, I thought it was the dog, then I was like "IT is going to kill me!" I thought it was a giant scorpion or something, it was like.... scrabbling.
I yelled for the husband and it was a fly stuck up against the window fans. Holy crud.
I'm telling you this is like the squirrel incident, it proves I am not built for survival. I would have sat here FOREER (I am barefoot) until the fly DIED or something.
But yes the baby shower, the squirrel and now the FLY!!!! I am not fit for this existence either although I WILL remark until the husband climbed on a chair to investigate he had that "giant scorpion look too" it was UNUSUALLY loud there had to be some magnification or something.
At first I was SURE it was the dog, I was all ,"Willis, come here" and then I freaked I was like, I am CALLING to the giant scorpion.
I did not mention yet I don't think the husband is going to Tucson tomorrow so GOOD LUCK ME. I guess.
This whole post is a mess of GIANT embarrassment. Fuuuu
!!!Anna
Why don't you read a book
Naw , he should read this one.
I think it's a cookbook on preparing fried chicken..
It's like a combination of a bumper car and gramma's walker.
Hey WAIT a minute....
(gurantee those people be knocking each other over...let's see the "after" photo)
Hey WAIT a minute....
(gurantee those people be knocking each other over...let's see the "after" photo)
And then the tide, like washes them all out to sea. In which case we'd need the fire man book.
I swear, you think, "It had to have been a sweeter and gentler age but then your 79 year old MIL (she won't DIE either, she had lung cancer and a lobe removed and like, she didn't even smoke it was some industrial thing. But my point is she got HEALTHIER and lost half her body weight and she's all happy now) and she sits in your car with your impressionable child and calls Brazil nuts
"Ner toes" and you are like, "No it wasn't a gentler age people just sucked differently and used like slightly other obnoxious words."
Times are always sweeter and gentler and darker and more horrible. Pick your poison. LOL.
My personal favorite was "Run dick Run!" So many dudes have said that to themselves on so many occasions.
Yet, that is how I learned to read, "Dick and Jane."
I LIKE to think it gives damsels of the dreary in not just looks etc, (I mean Dick does everything fun and Jane runs around narrating it) hope like, if Dick gets drunk enough he will someday... You know.... I mean blind lust wears goggles.
Anna
I swear, you think, "It had to have been a sweeter and gentler age but then your 79 year old MIL (she won't DIE either, she had lung cancer and a lobe removed and like, she didn't even smoke it was some industrial thing. But my point is she got HEALTHIER and lost half her body weight and she's all happy now) and she sits in your car with your impressionable child and calls Brazil nuts
"N
er toes" and you are like, "No it wasn't a gentler age people just sucked differently and used like slightly other obnoxious words."Times are always sweeter and gentler and darker and more horrible. Pick your poison. LOL.
My personal favorite was "Run dick Run!" So many dudes have said that to themselves on so many occasions.
Yet, that is how I learned to read, "Dick and Jane."
I LIKE to think it gives damsels of the dreary in not just looks etc, (I mean Dick does everything fun and Jane runs around narrating it) hope like, if Dick gets drunk enough he will someday... You know.... I mean blind lust wears goggles.
Anna
Heeey @ENAUD
Rumor has it, that you shaved ur ball with clippers on a bike trail? I could be missing some information...
Rumor has it, that you shaved ur ball with clippers on a bike trail? I could be missing some information...
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