You don't need to ask when your mom is in a headstand? You can just crawl over and latch on, I mean what she gonna do to you? Fall on you?
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Meh, she don't impress me much. Then again I been doing yoga for a very young age before I even remember. LOL.
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This is how the husband does it. I am serious. I'm scared of him in the mornings.
This is like, not helpful.
I mean.... come on there is space for 7 things below the text already present.
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Another good motivator. He is so right also because that something else is "Drugs" and so it is ALSO extraordinarily motivational.
I've never been impressed with Lance quotes. "Pain is weakness leaving the body". Is he really that stupid?
You do something great, well you get rewarded. I just was listening to some music after talking to SSA which is always easier than I think and then I heard a Chamin commercial SO GREAT I tried to stop it and save it. Alas, I could not do so in time and I cannot find it but I DID FIND THIS.
OMG
I had no idea my mom's favorite TP (she carries it WITH her it is all she will use, she has Kroon's disease I can never spell that, but apparently pooping is a little, I guess I am going to say, it has been traumatic for her. If she is coming to visit, I immediately tell the husband "buy some Chamin and yes the GOOD stuff."
BUT. I had NO idea this was a thing, because I don't watch TV anymore but HOLY goodness this is a THING and it has been for some time and I NEVER even knew about it, I am debating sending my mom the link, but it might create cognitive dissonance for her, and I don't want to do that with her TOILET PAPER as it is very IMPORTANT FOR HER.
THIS LINK is NSFW. It is really not safe for ANYBODY,
Consider yourselves warned. But I SO LOVE that someone completed this analysis. I love dystopian nightmares and this one is GREAT.
The Assh*le Inspection Hellscape of the Charmin Bears Commercials
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OMG
I had no idea my mom's favorite TP (she carries it WITH her it is all she will use, she has Kroon's disease I can never spell that, but apparently pooping is a little, I guess I am going to say, it has been traumatic for her. If she is coming to visit, I immediately tell the husband "buy some Chamin and yes the GOOD stuff."
BUT. I had NO idea this was a thing, because I don't watch TV anymore but HOLY goodness this is a THING and it has been for some time and I NEVER even knew about it, I am debating sending my mom the link, but it might create cognitive dissonance for her, and I don't want to do that with her TOILET PAPER as it is very IMPORTANT FOR HER.
THIS LINK is NSFW. It is really not safe for ANYBODY,
Consider yourselves warned. But I SO LOVE that someone completed this analysis. I love dystopian nightmares and this one is GREAT.
The Assh*le Inspection Hellscape of the Charmin Bears Commercials
Anna
Anna
I read his autobiography, the first one called "Every second counts." He is pretty um, dim. Like, the opening scene of the autobiography is like him walking through some long hospital tunnel after his ball got removed and like, he'd had all this chemo and the nurse is like, "Sit in the dang wheelchair." He was all like, "I KNEW IN THAT MOMENT I had to WALK it and if it took me a hundred years to do it I WAS GOING TO DO IT." Then he's all panting at the end and the nurse is "admiring." IF I WERE that nurse, I would have shot him up with Haldol so fast, and then shoved him in the wheelchair and pushed. I mean, I AM SURE SHE HAD OTHER THINGS to do than like, watch some one ball dude who was also cue ball bald, grab his IV and like, limp along at the speed of dead..... Yeah, I would not have been "admiring."
He had a single mom who worked two jobs like, as a kid he did whatever he wanted. I think one included like, setting some sort of ball on fire, like a baseball and hurling it back and forth with a pal or whatever. IDK.
He just overall sucks. He should not have frozen sperm man but like he did and got married and later divorced and had twins but his ex wife seemed like sane so maybe they will turn out alright who knows.
My favorite thing abut the whole LANCE story is like he was the best cheater ever. And they REALLY mess with you after you have won a tour or two, let alone seven like BIG TIME. I mean they can collect stuff from you at ANY time.. IDK how he did it but it was impressive. Like, EVERYONE knew he was cheating I mean the testicular cancer was CAUSED by performance enhancing drugs and like, it was a KNOWN side effect. His cancer foundation should have been a "Rehabilitate a cheater," foundation.
Bu the mythology was great. The cancer made him harder! The chemo took off some of his upper body fat! His muscle ratio, like CHANGED. He was a lean mean machine, no need to cheat EVER!! It was the cancer survival that did it! Also he had THE BEST "Trainer" I mean "DRUG user and pusher of all time" not to mention a team of bikers who like were similarly uh, drugged up so they could protect him better. Except it wasn't like, the drugs that did it, it was the loyalty and love of the TEAM itself.
Man he got to bask in fame a long time. No more. I felt really bad for his team's legacy biker Floyd Landis who was AMISH but had the dream of being like, a professional BIKER. He would do his Amish chores all day an then go BIKE at night for hours. Floyd Landis was awesome and he did not even get to bask in his ONE win for like FIVE minutes after the podium test results came back!!!! HE left his Amish religion to like, JOIN the cheaters and he was SO CLOSE..
LOL I know LITERLALY endless on this subject actually I love biking and I love the Tour but they have been CHEATING since the DAWN of the race. I thin k one winner actually hitched a ride on some sort of CART and they were ALL doing coke and stuff. Heh.
My favorite excuse by am American cyclist caught "blood doping" (you replenish using someone else's blood) was he had an ABSORBED TWIN who was giving him two different blood results. That got tossed out RATHER fast....
I say have a league for the cheaters, and one for the folks who want to actually do it right. Just have two and you register.
Of course, even the non cheating teams would be cheating like hell...because that is what CYCLING is like.
Also why it is my favorite sport. Wow if you got HERE congrats.
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Everyone cheats in some way. There are those that get caught, those that get away with it, those who get a hall pass, and those that have better DNA (not considered cheating). It's all B.S., and and all part of 'the human experience' we call life. Gotta love/disconnect/hate it.
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But, gosh, Nermal, doesn't it sound so syrupy sweet, one could almost go into diabetic coma reading that $%^%^ coming from such a #$%^^.
I think Greg Lemond was actually one of the last non "super cheaters" in the sense that no, a lot of the stuff Lance took wasn't really available then.
He HATED Lance Armstrong with a passion man, I think he might have testified for the French against him.. I mean, there is cheating..,... And then there is systematic, constant, hidden use of like all sorts of substances and the "Team Doctors" are always trying to stay one step ahead of the Cycling Federation.
I don't think the tour is really REFORMED in any way. I mean, some of it is chance "take X o X day" and well finding high tech options etc.
I think most professional athletes do get tempted into it, these days, it's somewhat ubiquitous because well you want to be a winner not a work horse and when everyone around you is doing it? The pressure is enormous.
There is no doubt in my mind that Lance Armstrong was an incredible athlete, cheater or not. He did, technically, "win" 7 tours and it wasn't ALL the drugs. I mean, you could give me all the performing enhancing drugs you want, and LA om NO drugs would toast me in the first minute.
He also... I guess hew was committed? I mean if I had to have an ovary removed and chemo and all that BECAUSE I had used dangerous meds and STILL gone on and done it MORE and BETTER for like a decade longer? IDK if I would have DONE that. So, he sort of had a commitment I oddly admired.
The average America commits a felony a day. I try to remember that when I totally pass judgement. I just wish cheating wasn't so hard on the athletes. There is a lot of pressure.
So, I do have a begrudging admirement for the man although (if I had one) I would love to put on one of the yellow wrist bands TOCDAY and like watch how people reacted..
I do think there were some cancer victims also really disappointed and offended so there's that.
Anna
My FAVORITE thing he did, and like, well, it was only because I was like, "HERE is a man who believes in HIMSELF. SO FAR past the laws of physics." He WENT for an 8th tour drug free he turned in test results every day.; There was some rather sad footage of him way behind the peleton with his pacer, crying like a baby. He had to drop out. Forget the drugs even I mean he was like 45 which is ANCIENT in biking years and he STILL tried. I knew what would happen but I still enjoyed it. Not so much the crying but learn to eat a LITTLE crow Lance and I am not talking Sheryl Crow, either....
Anna
He HATED Lance Armstrong with a passion man, I think he might have testified for the French against him.. I mean, there is cheating..,... And then there is systematic, constant, hidden use of like all sorts of substances and the "Team Doctors" are always trying to stay one step ahead of the Cycling Federation.
I don't think the tour is really REFORMED in any way. I mean, some of it is chance "take X o X day" and well finding high tech options etc.
I think most professional athletes do get tempted into it, these days, it's somewhat ubiquitous because well you want to be a winner not a work horse and when everyone around you is doing it? The pressure is enormous.
There is no doubt in my mind that Lance Armstrong was an incredible athlete, cheater or not. He did, technically, "win" 7 tours and it wasn't ALL the drugs. I mean, you could give me all the performing enhancing drugs you want, and LA om NO drugs would toast me in the first minute.
He also... I guess hew was committed? I mean if I had to have an ovary removed and chemo and all that BECAUSE I had used dangerous meds and STILL gone on and done it MORE and BETTER for like a decade longer? IDK if I would have DONE that. So, he sort of had a commitment I oddly admired.
The average America commits a felony a day. I try to remember that when I totally pass judgement. I just wish cheating wasn't so hard on the athletes. There is a lot of pressure.
So, I do have a begrudging admirement for the man although (if I had one) I would love to put on one of the yellow wrist bands TOCDAY and like watch how people reacted.
.I do think there were some cancer victims also really disappointed and offended so there's that.
Anna
My FAVORITE thing he did, and like, well, it was only because I was like, "HERE is a man who believes in HIMSELF. SO FAR past the laws of physics." He WENT for an 8th tour drug free he turned in test results every day.; There was some rather sad footage of him way behind the peleton with his pacer, crying like a baby. He had to drop out. Forget the drugs even I mean he was like 45 which is ANCIENT in biking years and he STILL tried. I knew what would happen but I still enjoyed it. Not so much the crying but learn to eat a LITTLE crow Lance and I am not talking Sheryl Crow, either....
Anna
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