Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2
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No I'm fine. This (12 hour hard labor in heat) will like ah, make me the chilliest I have ever been. I'm fine, I AM happy I got the job and I really don't think a very generic yoga headstand and that you can't even tell who it is, is anything special to write home about, just wanted to announce my happy news. Ppl stand on their heads all the time. It's pretty normal.
What is not normal is how I FEEL right now. Got up at 5. I may clean the fridge but not til after calories happen, not that you can really eat enough of them in this sort of situation.
Anna
What is not normal is how I FEEL right now. Got up at 5. I may clean the fridge but not til after calories happen, not that you can really eat enough of them in this sort of situation.
Anna
How stories start...
Fairy tales, Once upon a time..
War stories, No Sh t ,there I was..
Internet blogs, So, the other day while surfing porn..
Fairy tales, Once upon a time..
War stories, No Sh t ,there I was..
Internet blogs, So, the other day while surfing porn..
Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, while surfing internet porn, I was ah..., distracted from the matter at hand (I think it was a hot dog) by loud rapid reports of the firearm kind, coming from outside (outside, not inside, different matter). This, of course, was a matter of concern, so I carefully stuck my head out the door to investigate (in order to avoid catastrophe). What I saw then was truly disturbing, a large pile of human feces was firing an automatic assault rifle in my general direction. So I dropped my dog, put on some socks, and walked out in the murky mornin' light to confront said pile. And there I was...
I dunno, the lady has a Cheshire cat grin, and the poodle looks mad
what exactly did the poodle witness...only the shadow knows...
I think that may be one of my favorite print commercials of all time I mean yes everything about it is funny but merely the idea of ACTION PANTS should make everyone happy.
I bet if we got everyone a pair, and everyone agreed to wear them at the stroke of midnight at the next equinox or vernal equation or whatever is next, not only would world peace be achieved, the idea of communism working would no longer exist (although the husband did state time travel cannot happen backwards, due to some complicated theory he made up, only forwards also you'd be stuck in a parallel universe which made NO sense I mean...) in any case, the idea that communism could ever work would be WIPED out entirely.
COVID 19 would also die.
ACTION PANTS.
Really if I fleshed this out more, it's not just a commercial it is actually a MANIFESTO.
I title it "Karl Marx was a Jerk and Black Lives Always Mattered, and by the way little commie liberal white kids, 78% of the black people whose lives you are "advocating for" actually HATE you." University of Minn study.
To be fair to the black person who always mattered, entrepreneurship was always a strong suit. Whatever they had to sell, even if it killed you, they sold it. You can't exactly call them little white commies. They would also like to get ahead and buy some ACTION PANTS and they'd like to afford their own I think, not be assigned one extra small pair to share among 10 people as communism likes to do.... i.e. RUIN AWESOME IDEAS.
I am only getting started with this. It must be bed time.
Anna
I bet if we got everyone a pair, and everyone agreed to wear them at the stroke of midnight at the next equinox or vernal equation or whatever is next, not only would world peace be achieved, the idea of communism working would no longer exist (although the husband did state time travel cannot happen backwards, due to some complicated theory he made up, only forwards also you'd be stuck in a parallel universe which made NO sense I mean...) in any case, the idea that communism could ever work would be WIPED out entirely.
COVID 19 would also die.
ACTION PANTS.
Really if I fleshed this out more, it's not just a commercial it is actually a MANIFESTO.
I title it "Karl Marx was a Jerk and Black Lives Always Mattered, and by the way little commie liberal white kids, 78% of the black people whose lives you are "advocating for" actually HATE you." University of Minn study.
To be fair to the black person who always mattered, entrepreneurship was always a strong suit. Whatever they had to sell, even if it killed you, they sold it. You can't exactly call them little white commies. They would also like to get ahead and buy some ACTION PANTS and they'd like to afford their own I think, not be assigned one extra small pair to share among 10 people as communism likes to do.... i.e. RUIN AWESOME IDEAS.
I am only getting started with this. It must be bed time.
Anna
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