Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2
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Things the dollar bill have been shown to predict are actually terrifying. Oh, I know. I live with a conspiracy theorist, highly trained in the dark arts of the Masonic Order, before he got kicked out for being a drunk. There are things I could tell you but I'd have to kill you.
I sincerely like hope he doesn't reapply now that he's 21 years sober because I'd have to join the female version, "Daughters of the Eastern Star," or whatever they are called, I just call them "Liberty Chicks" because I can't remember the name, and frankly that's a problem. The other problems are, I am way too immature, it sounds like so much work and really sort of difficult, also I don't want to join any organization that would have me.
Apparently, the husband's mom was in it and then "used her knowledge to evil ends" and got kicked out for becoming a witch. I don't really understand that lady but I immediately asked the husband if she had witchy powers, and he said she was very proud that she could make any child cry by merely thinking it.
To which I responded, "I'm sorry that's just not witchcraft, that is her being a gigantic c
t. There are times that *I* want to cry merely by looking at her, and I have a lot more fortitude than your average child."
The one interaction she had with MY kid was at the wedding, and she told him to put shoes on. LIKE RIGHT AFTER THE INTRODUCTION. He took one look at her (he has fortitude though) and took off running (still barefoot.) I said, "Husband's mom, that is MY child and I allow your son to instruct my child because he is entitled and I have trained him in what is right. You are not granted similar privileges and if you ever tell my kid what to do again, well, I will make sure your son NEVER speaks with you again, and trust me , this bch always wins."
The cool part was during the ceremony, his shoes hurt (rented child tux shoes too small) and he was whimpering and I was like, "Kiddo what's wrong?" and he said his shoes hurt and I was like, "Why not take them off?" and he spent the rest of the ceremony sprawled barefoot on the grass." It was like God was blessing my statement to my soon to be MIL.
To be fair, anyone who is "proud of making children cry for no reason" deserves some time in stocks being stoned in the village square. I mean, Jesus.
Anna
This post brought to you by "I cannot complete any more manual labor yet but the husband is being understanding because I just transferred him 6K and accepted my job offer so he understands my usefulness and need to remain alive." Even the excitement of setting weeds on fire could not get me up, and it looks harder than it looks fun, frankly. Maybe in an hour. LOL.
I sincerely like hope he doesn't reapply now that he's 21 years sober because I'd have to join the female version, "Daughters of the Eastern Star," or whatever they are called, I just call them "Liberty Chicks" because I can't remember the name, and frankly that's a problem. The other problems are, I am way too immature, it sounds like so much work and really sort of difficult, also I don't want to join any organization that would have me.
Apparently, the husband's mom was in it and then "used her knowledge to evil ends" and got kicked out for becoming a witch. I don't really understand that lady but I immediately asked the husband if she had witchy powers, and he said she was very proud that she could make any child cry by merely thinking it.
To which I responded, "I'm sorry that's just not witchcraft, that is her being a gigantic c
t. There are times that *I* want to cry merely by looking at her, and I have a lot more fortitude than your average child."The one interaction she had with MY kid was at the wedding, and she told him to put shoes on. LIKE RIGHT AFTER THE INTRODUCTION. He took one look at her (he has fortitude though) and took off running (still barefoot.) I said, "Husband's mom, that is MY child and I allow your son to instruct my child because he is entitled and I have trained him in what is right. You are not granted similar privileges and if you ever tell my kid what to do again, well, I will make sure your son NEVER speaks with you again, and trust me , this b
ch always wins."The cool part was during the ceremony, his shoes hurt (rented child tux shoes too small) and he was whimpering and I was like, "Kiddo what's wrong?" and he said his shoes hurt and I was like, "Why not take them off?" and he spent the rest of the ceremony sprawled barefoot on the grass." It was like God was blessing my statement to my soon to be MIL.
To be fair, anyone who is "proud of making children cry for no reason" deserves some time in stocks being stoned in the village square. I mean, Jesus.
Anna
This post brought to you by "I cannot complete any more manual labor yet but the husband is being understanding because I just transferred him 6K and accepted my job offer so he understands my usefulness and need to remain alive." Even the excitement of setting weeds on fire could not get me up, and it looks harder than it looks fun, frankly. Maybe in an hour. LOL.
Burning weeds rocks! It's like vacuum cleaning them but with FIRE (in a heatwave, during a drought) and apart from the size and awkwardness of the vacuum cleaner it is the BEST! For a pyro. I came in to get water and I was like, "OMG you know what this is like?" The husband was like "Hell??" I was like, "NOOO it's the BEST. I will finish for you."
I gotta go get more propane but maybe hang out in some cool and eat something first. Probably God protecting me from myself.
My sister all gleefully like, sent me a link to my new VA like killing 9 vets on Twitter (I guess it's WV so it is not big news) by some medical assistant who injected them with like insulin. She was a bit too gleeful about it so I texted back HOW NICE that the head of HR was able to respond to my query and also, my fervent hope for my new job was to be really boring and low key and since I did not deliberately kill my clients, it looked like things were looking great. Apart from the deep tragedy of the situation (of course.) I have not heard back. She knew what she was doing. She probably disapproves of WV in principle. But this is her problem. I'm not going to HER town until like, it's time to deprogram the niece.
I almost asked her how she was feeling as a Federal Lawyer about like, living in a city without law and order (Seattle) and asked whether my poor niece was a card carrying member of "Black lives Matter" hell I ALMOST sent her the start of my Action Pants Manifesto, but I just gave up. I mean.... You can't call a commie a commie they just start going on about how you are a secret member of the KKK. We are related. Christmases are hard enough.
To which I would say, "based on my research so far, I think a black person would rather hang with a KKK member than a Black Lives Matters person, but BLM REALLY SUCKS and the KKK are pretty tame now." I mean I saw that black comedian dude (he's not very funny) go hang with some KKK members and despite a HUGE attempt by the show to make it interesting, the takeaway now is like, the KKK are SO BORING that Some Black Guy watching them burn a cross was struggling to stay awake. I mean he really had very little too say about it other than "Huh."
It was kind of like a war reenactment. The bullets are not real. There was an approximately oh, ZERO percent chance the dude was gonna get strung up. You kinda got the sense more that the KKK were like "Look, hush here we are, talking to a real live unicorn in the wild don't spook it."
It's not like EVERYONE isn't racist. I mean, much as like the Indian telemarketer who wonders like why Americans do not want to buy extended car warranties and/or cut rate ......, I wonder how cows can really be holy because they taste so DELICIOUS and that whole caste system freaks me out.
So yeah, I give up. I don't need to understand either, just leave me alone with it.
Man this has been one of the more exciting election seasons so far, it is my fervent hope this is what this is.
Anna
I gotta go get more propane but maybe hang out in some cool and eat something first. Probably God protecting me from myself.
My sister all gleefully like, sent me a link to my new VA like killing 9 vets on Twitter (I guess it's WV so it is not big news) by some medical assistant who injected them with like insulin. She was a bit too gleeful about it so I texted back HOW NICE that the head of HR was able to respond to my query and also, my fervent hope for my new job was to be really boring and low key and since I did not deliberately kill my clients, it looked like things were looking great. Apart from the deep tragedy of the situation (of course.) I have not heard back. She knew what she was doing. She probably disapproves of WV in principle. But this is her problem. I'm not going to HER town until like, it's time to deprogram the niece.
I almost asked her how she was feeling as a Federal Lawyer about like, living in a city without law and order (Seattle) and asked whether my poor niece was a card carrying member of "Black lives Matter" hell I ALMOST sent her the start of my Action Pants Manifesto, but I just gave up. I mean.... You can't call a commie a commie they just start going on about how you are a secret member of the KKK. We are related. Christmases are hard enough.
To which I would say, "based on my research so far, I think a black person would rather hang with a KKK member than a Black Lives Matters person, but BLM REALLY SUCKS and the KKK are pretty tame now." I mean I saw that black comedian dude (he's not very funny) go hang with some KKK members and despite a HUGE attempt by the show to make it interesting, the takeaway now is like, the KKK are SO BORING that Some Black Guy watching them burn a cross was struggling to stay awake. I mean he really had very little too say about it other than "Huh."
It was kind of like a war reenactment. The bullets are not real. There was an approximately oh, ZERO percent chance the dude was gonna get strung up. You kinda got the sense more that the KKK were like "Look, hush here we are, talking to a real live unicorn in the wild don't spook it."
It's not like EVERYONE isn't racist. I mean, much as like the Indian telemarketer who wonders like why Americans do not want to buy extended car warranties and/or cut rate ......, I wonder how cows can really be holy because they taste so DELICIOUS and that whole caste system freaks me out.
So yeah, I give up. I don't need to understand either, just leave me alone with it.
Man this has been one of the more exciting election seasons so far, it is my fervent hope this is what this is.
Anna
My sis sent me another snotty text about my "bar being low" for my employment.
I thought about mean things I could say but then I remembered love is the best revenge. I texted, "Oh, T, I love you and your family so much. I am sure everything will be okay for all of us. Burning is the bomb. I burned til I ran out of propane, but I will be getting more."
LOL she has not responded. Although what could you text back other than "I agree! Love you too sis!" Or, "You are wrong, how dare you be fixing your house and enriching your coffers instead of looting and/or protesting, you foul capitalist pig!"
So, I made it stop. LOL
Anna
I thought about mean things I could say but then I remembered love is the best revenge. I texted, "Oh, T, I love you and your family so much. I am sure everything will be okay for all of us. Burning is the bomb. I burned til I ran out of propane, but I will be getting more."
LOL she has not responded. Although what could you text back other than "I agree! Love you too sis!" Or, "You are wrong, how dare you be fixing your house and enriching your coffers instead of looting and/or protesting, you foul capitalist pig!"
So, I made it stop. LOL
Anna
Uh, to be fair she works for a 9th circuit Federal Judge in a program so secret, she is not allowed to say what she does. She has gotten really upitty lately but I think it has more to do with Her State and city and how annoying they are. Half my family is eating it hook line and sinker. The other half are either strongly opposed.
She let her 13 year old KID go protest with no supervision.
To be fair, I did tell her she was the worst parent of all time for doing that and she was smart enough to know better. She was all like, "We are doing our part for black justice!" I was like "Oh dear lord" well anyway I was like, wrote her this long email about living and working in East Baltimore back when it was the murder capital of the world. I was gonna gently suggest that protesting does NOT in fact do ANYTHING for the plight of the black folks, many of whom are like , "JEEZUS our comminutes were just recovering from Obama for the love of God stop burning crap."
I was going to gently suggest the niece like could do a hell of a lot more good and learn a lot by finding a nice volunteer opportunity and like increasing literacy of black kids I'm sure they would love her.
But no, money is spent to make a sign or hat. It's ALSO USUALLY DUMB. I mean the cat hats? Come on, grow a pair and say "I will not be putting out unless Trump is impeached although a one off comment about grabbing a cat as a youth is FAR less distasteful than, (IMHO) the whole Lewinsky mess. But communism doesn't think being a hypocrite is a thing I guess.
It's just.. If you gonna protest, you should do it right ,man. I fear for my niece she is an impressionable sort.
Oh I also told my sis that when she came to her senses and my sis was watching the niece lobbing Molotov cocktails or whatever, me and the husband would infuriate, and then deprogram her.
I mean, I wasn't very nice but I have never been so incredulous like "YOU LET YOUR TEEN PROTEST WITH A PEER WTH????????????????"
But really. Yeah she makes decent money for a government lawyer she is juts a workaholic and an idiot and terrible parent, I have always thought so Her kids get to schedule "Dates" to hang out or go have lunch or whatever because she is busy or is off running marathons. SO like I guess this is my revenge.
Gotta go so soon.,.
Anna
She let her 13 year old KID go protest with no supervision.
To be fair, I did tell her she was the worst parent of all time for doing that and she was smart enough to know better. She was all like, "We are doing our part for black justice!" I was like "Oh dear lord" well anyway I was like, wrote her this long email about living and working in East Baltimore back when it was the murder capital of the world. I was gonna gently suggest that protesting does NOT in fact do ANYTHING for the plight of the black folks, many of whom are like , "JEEZUS our comminutes were just recovering from Obama for the love of God stop burning crap."
I was going to gently suggest the niece like could do a hell of a lot more good and learn a lot by finding a nice volunteer opportunity and like increasing literacy of black kids I'm sure they would love her.
But no, money is spent to make a sign or hat. It's ALSO USUALLY DUMB. I mean the cat hats? Come on, grow a pair and say "I will not be putting out unless Trump is impeached although a one off comment about grabbing a cat as a youth is FAR less distasteful than, (IMHO) the whole Lewinsky mess. But communism doesn't think being a hypocrite is a thing I guess.
It's just.. If you gonna protest, you should do it right ,man. I fear for my niece she is an impressionable sort.
Oh I also told my sis that when she came to her senses and my sis was watching the niece lobbing Molotov cocktails or whatever, me and the husband would infuriate, and then deprogram her.
I mean, I wasn't very nice but I have never been so incredulous like "YOU LET YOUR TEEN PROTEST WITH A PEER WTH????????????????"
But really. Yeah she makes decent money for a government lawyer she is juts a workaholic and an idiot and terrible parent, I have always thought so Her kids get to schedule "Dates" to hang out or go have lunch or whatever because she is busy or is off running marathons. SO like I guess this is my revenge.
Gotta go so soon.,.
Anna
You can't be either unless we now have to add "hermaphrodite" to the alphabet soup, which I would not be surprised about. You can be one, yearning to be the other, until you go through a series of risky and dangerous hormone experiments and like, surgeries. It sounds absolutely awful. I have often the gay and lesbian movement used to be fun but then there was HIV and I am sure that was a pain in the, ah ...., but also that dang rabbi who burned off "Adam's" penis has a TON to answer for. So little material was left docs and parents decided to turn it into a girl and raised it female and like did all that, and when "Adam" found out he was pretty annoyed because like, as a girl, he had secretly felt like a dude the ENTIRE time but the whole family and whatnot agreed to keep it secret.
He renamed himself "Adam" and like, returned to the male gender ONLY HE WAS IT THE WHOLE TIME.
So yeah, that Rabbi has a TON to answer for if you ask me because the kind of hormones your body does NOT want, and the kind of operations you have to go through......
No WONDER the alphabet soup is in a permanent bad freaking mood. And, it is socially catching .Just like in the 80s you could watch the slow transition to goth... the first purchase of silver jewelry, the the first dying of the hair black, the manic panic, the religious travel to the Georgetown "punk" store where you could buy the manic panic and the black leather pants.
(I still miss my pair. I lost them on my 18th birthday and high school graduation and like there was a lot of partying and many of my things went missing, including my leather pants and I still mourn them. I think some kid's younger brother decided they were cool and stole them and it is ONE thing that annoys me about that evening, it sucked, you can party too much.)
So my point though is, you don't have to be a goth forever. So, when I watch all the teen LGBTKILL ME groups I sometimes get a little annoyed watching some "bi curious' teen get convinced she is like secretly wanting to be a man. You can TELL too. They stand differently. They like, cut their hair as short as possible, etc. They are absolutely rigid in their beliefs by the end and if you gently say, "You know, your brain is not done hooking up right until about 27, maybe you could wait for the hormones until that time" in front of their PARENT who is coming to you in distress with their kid? Well sometimes you need to inject them with valium because GOSH DARN it they have to be a DUDE right now and they want their parents to let them start hormones.
And you are like, 'Well, thank God it's vaping that is the problem here."
Anna
I really want to punch society sometimes.
He renamed himself "Adam" and like, returned to the male gender ONLY HE WAS IT THE WHOLE TIME.
So yeah, that Rabbi has a TON to answer for if you ask me because the kind of hormones your body does NOT want, and the kind of operations you have to go through......
No WONDER the alphabet soup is in a permanent bad freaking mood. And, it is socially catching .Just like in the 80s you could watch the slow transition to goth... the first purchase of silver jewelry, the the first dying of the hair black, the manic panic, the religious travel to the Georgetown "punk" store where you could buy the manic panic and the black leather pants.
(I still miss my pair. I lost them on my 18th birthday and high school graduation and like there was a lot of partying and many of my things went missing, including my leather pants and I still mourn them. I think some kid's younger brother decided they were cool and stole them and it is ONE thing that annoys me about that evening, it sucked, you can party too much.)
So my point though is, you don't have to be a goth forever. So, when I watch all the teen LGBTKILL ME groups I sometimes get a little annoyed watching some "bi curious' teen get convinced she is like secretly wanting to be a man. You can TELL too. They stand differently. They like, cut their hair as short as possible, etc. They are absolutely rigid in their beliefs by the end and if you gently say, "You know, your brain is not done hooking up right until about 27, maybe you could wait for the hormones until that time" in front of their PARENT who is coming to you in distress with their kid? Well sometimes you need to inject them with valium because GOSH DARN it they have to be a DUDE right now and they want their parents to let them start hormones.
And you are like, 'Well, thank God it's vaping that is the problem here."
Anna
I really want to punch society sometimes.
how racist...
are nudist longer accepted in society?!?
LOLz
Forget the riots because Minneapolis has more important things to vote on.
Minneapolis park board will vote to repeal nudity ordinance
#FreetheNipple
oh the humanity...
Forget the riots because Minneapolis has more important things to vote on.
Minneapolis park board will vote to repeal nudity ordinance
#FreetheNipple
enslaved nipples...
where will it all end?
Look you can go topless all you want anywhere.
You just need to ask the neighbor to babysit her baby.
No need for any new ordinances.
Anna
You just need to ask the neighbor to babysit her baby.
No need for any new ordinances.
Anna
To old timey for me. Sorry.
But dem pants.... Look painful.
But dem pants.... Look painful.
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